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All posts tagged

lactation-consultants

July 27, 2020

I’m a Lactation Consultant Here to Provide You With a Lot of Options But Only One Choice

by Leslie Ylinen
February 22, 2016

Things My Electric Breast Pump Says to Me

by Sydney Bender
October 8, 2014

Ten Meetings with Lactation Consultants

by David Goldstein

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January 24, 2023

Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You

by Mike Lacher
May 13, 2022

Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children

by Susan Perabo
January 10, 2023

Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation

by Tina Caputo
January 19, 2023

Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones

by Dan Carroll

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The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies

by Jennie Young
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by Tyler Gooch
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Cormac McCarthy’s The Mall

by Amanda Lehr
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Remembering Paul La Farge

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