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museums
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October 4, 2024Come Visit Our Town’s Fairly Old House
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July 25, 2023The Louvre Is Thrilled to Announce It Is Rebranding to “UVR”
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October 31, 2022The Estate of Édouard Manet Wishes to Remind Museum Visitors That the Best Way to Prevent Climate Change Is to Throw Bucket After Bucket of Hot Sloppy Soup on the Eminently Mediocre Paintings of That Son of a Bitch Monet
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September 24, 2020Captions From My Parents’ Museum of Conceptual Art
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April 8, 2019How to Show Everyone in This Art Museum You Really Fucking Appreciate This Painting
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April 30, 2018Explore the Power of the Senses at Your Local Children’s Museum
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January 5, 2018The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s New Admissions Policy
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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August 7, 2015An Open Letter to the Icelandic Phallological Museum
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May 29, 2014Alternative Ideas from an Intraoffice Memo at the Museum of Sex After Discovering That the Planned Location for a Los Angeles Branch, 69 Swallow Drive, is Not Actually for Sale, and the Closest Property Available is 67 Swallow Drive
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking