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    A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
    by Jeff Bender
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    by River Clegg
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    Pitching PBS My Refreshingly Violent Twist on Antiques Roadshow
    by Dan Kennedy
  • July 27, 2022
    Pitch Me the Next Pandemic, You Useless Dumbfucks
    by Teddy Wayne
  • February 26, 2020
    I Hear You Are Still Looking for Personal Essays
    by Elizabeth Little
  • January 15, 2020
    TV Show Pitches For Viewers Who Can’t Get Off Their Phones
    by Ginny Hogan and Eugenia Viti
  • April 7, 2017
    My Pitch for a Soft Reboot of the Iraq War
    by Andrew Paul
  • April 25, 2016
    Please Publish My New Adult Coloring Book, Grow the Fuck Up!
    by Michael Arnzen
  • April 1, 2016
    Rejected “XYZ vs MFA” Think Piece Pitches
    by Jean Ho
  • February 25, 2016
    William Shakespeare’s Elevator Pitches
    by Molly Booth
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