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All posts tagged
pitches
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February 7, 2024Pitching PBS My Refreshingly Violent Twist on Antiques Roadshow
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July 27, 2022Pitch Me the Next Pandemic, You Useless Dumbfucks
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February 26, 2020I Hear You Are Still Looking for Personal Essays
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January 15, 2020TV Show Pitches For Viewers Who Can’t Get Off Their Phones
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April 7, 2017My Pitch for a Soft Reboot of the Iraq War
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April 25, 2016Please Publish My New Adult Coloring Book, Grow the Fuck Up!
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April 1, 2016Rejected “XYZ vs MFA” Think Piece Pitches
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February 25, 2016William Shakespeare’s Elevator Pitches
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September 28, 2015I’m Pitching Movies In a Whole New Way
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April 24, 2015I Feel Like NPR Doesn’t Like My New Radio Show Idea
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian