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All posts tagged
pitches
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February 7, 2024Pitching PBS My Refreshingly Violent Twist on Antiques Roadshow
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July 27, 2022Pitch Me the Next Pandemic, You Useless Dumbfucks
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February 26, 2020I Hear You Are Still Looking for Personal Essays
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January 15, 2020TV Show Pitches For Viewers Who Can’t Get Off Their Phones
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April 7, 2017My Pitch for a Soft Reboot of the Iraq War
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April 25, 2016Please Publish My New Adult Coloring Book, Grow the Fuck Up!
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April 1, 2016Rejected “XYZ vs MFA” Think Piece Pitches
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February 25, 2016William Shakespeare’s Elevator Pitches
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September 28, 2015I’m Pitching Movies In a Whole New Way
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April 24, 2015I Feel Like NPR Doesn’t Like My New Radio Show Idea
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 16, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Changed a Thing
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September 16, 2024I’m Sorry, Nyarlathotep, But Now Is Not the Time to Pursue a New Hobgoblin Consort Like Laura Loomer
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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September 13, 2024Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned