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All posts tagged
pitches
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April 7, 2017My Pitch for a Soft Reboot of the Iraq War
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April 25, 2016Please Publish My New Adult Coloring Book, Grow the Fuck Up!
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April 1, 2016List: Rejected “XYZ vs MFA” Think Piece Pitches
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February 25, 2016List: William Shakespeare’s Elevator Pitches
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September 28, 2015I’m Pitching Movies In a Whole New Way
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April 24, 2015I Feel Like NPR Doesn’t Like My New Radio Show Idea
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February 5, 2015Harper Lee’s Letters to Her Editor After the Publication of To Kill a Mockingbird
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January 26, 2015Please Greenlight My Television Show About Several Young White People Trying to Make it In the Big City
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April 10, 2014Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: A 20-Something Pitches Three Million-Dollar Ideas to an Older Businessman and In Doing So Sells Out His Generation
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May 15, 2012My Demo Tape Proposal
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?