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almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
All posts tagged
pitches
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April 7, 2017My Pitch for a Soft Reboot of the Iraq War
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April 25, 2016Please Publish My New Adult Coloring Book, Grow the Fuck Up!
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April 1, 2016List: Rejected “XYZ vs MFA” Think Piece Pitches
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February 25, 2016List: William Shakespeare’s Elevator Pitches
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September 28, 2015I’m Pitching Movies In a Whole New Way
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April 24, 2015I Feel Like NPR Doesn’t Like My New Radio Show Idea
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February 5, 2015Harper Lee’s Letters to Her Editor After the Publication of To Kill a Mockingbird
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January 26, 2015Please Greenlight My Television Show About Several Young White People Trying to Make it In the Big City
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April 10, 2014Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: A 20-Something Pitches Three Million-Dollar Ideas to an Older Businessman and In Doing So Sells Out His Generation
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May 15, 2012My Demo Tape Proposal
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 26, 2019On Obtaining Free Food at a Nonprofit Company
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money