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All posts tagged
quotes
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February 17, 202017 Timeless Presidential Quotes About Your Bathroom Renovation
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February 11, 2020Famous Quotes That Have Clearly Been Misattributed to Winston Churchill
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August 9, 2019Unromantic Yet Commendably Accurate Jane Austen Quotes
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June 27, 2019Motivational Quotes Revised for People With Reasonable Expectations
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June 29, 2017GOP Description of Trumpcare or Quote from a Villain in the Die Hard Franchise?
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March 8, 2017Paradigm-Shifting Feminist Quotes We’re Pretty Sure Mean “Buy More Nasty Woman Merchandise”
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January 9, 2017Top Nietzsche Quotes, Tweaked by Disgruntled Employees
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October 18, 2016Famous Inspirational Quotes Rewritten for Real Life
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August 19, 2014Famous Inspirational Quotes Take Naps
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December 8, 2011Quotes From My TED Talk
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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January 20, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056 -
January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency
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January 22, 2021Now That I Am Old Enough to Enroll in Medicare, I Am Against Socialized Medicine
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January 21, 2021I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule