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All posts tagged
quotes
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August 9, 2019List: Unromantic Yet Commendably Accurate Jane Austen Quotes
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June 27, 2019List: Motivational Quotes Revised for People With Reasonable Expectations
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June 29, 2017List: GOP Description of Trumpcare or Quote from a Villain in the Die Hard Franchise?
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March 8, 2017Paradigm-Shifting Feminist Quotes We’re Pretty Sure Mean “Buy More Nasty Woman Merchandise”
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January 9, 2017List: Top Nietzsche Quotes, Tweaked by Disgruntled Employees
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October 18, 2016List: Famous Inspirational Quotes Rewritten for Real Life
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August 19, 2014List: Famous Inspirational Quotes Take Naps
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December 8, 2011List: Quotes From My TED Talk
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February 10, 2010Famous Quotes from Shakespeare Altered to Describe My Everyday Life
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January 5, 2005List: A List of Actual Quotes Taken From the Directions and Mission Statements of Organic Products Belonging to My Vegan Roommate
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September 12, 2019List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 10, 2019List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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September 6, 2019List: Honest Academic Job Postings
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
