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February 17, 202017 Timeless Presidential Quotes About Your Bathroom Renovation
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February 11, 2020Famous Quotes That Have Clearly Been Misattributed to Winston Churchill
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August 9, 2019Unromantic Yet Commendably Accurate Jane Austen Quotes
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June 27, 2019Motivational Quotes Revised for People With Reasonable Expectations
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June 29, 2017GOP Description of Trumpcare or Quote from a Villain in the Die Hard Franchise?
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March 8, 2017Paradigm-Shifting Feminist Quotes We’re Pretty Sure Mean “Buy More Nasty Woman Merchandise”
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January 9, 2017Top Nietzsche Quotes, Tweaked by Disgruntled Employees
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October 18, 2016Famous Inspirational Quotes Rewritten for Real Life
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August 19, 2014Famous Inspirational Quotes Take Naps
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December 8, 2011Quotes From My TED Talk
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July 28, 2021Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree
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July 13, 2021Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore
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July 28, 2021More Development Would Ruin Our Neighborhood’s Character and That Character is Systemic Racism
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July 22, 2021The European Men’s Beach Volleyball Disciplinary Commission Defends Its Banana Hammock Rule
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July 30, 2021A Retelling of Snow White in Which It’s Clear That the Mirror Meant “Fair” as in “Very Pale”
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July 29, 2021How to Escape from a Sleeping Baby