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quotes
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August 9, 2019Unromantic Yet Commendably Accurate Jane Austen Quotes
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June 27, 2019Motivational Quotes Revised for People With Reasonable Expectations
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June 29, 2017GOP Description of Trumpcare or Quote from a Villain in the Die Hard Franchise?
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March 8, 2017Paradigm-Shifting Feminist Quotes We’re Pretty Sure Mean “Buy More Nasty Woman Merchandise”
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January 9, 2017Top Nietzsche Quotes, Tweaked by Disgruntled Employees
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October 18, 2016Famous Inspirational Quotes Rewritten for Real Life
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August 19, 2014Famous Inspirational Quotes Take Naps
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December 8, 2011Quotes From My TED Talk
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February 10, 2010Famous Quotes from Shakespeare Altered to Describe My Everyday Life
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January 5, 2005A List of Actual Quotes Taken From the Directions and Mission Statements of Organic Products Belonging to My Vegan Roommate
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