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All posts tagged
quotes
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June 29, 2017List: GOP Description of Trumpcare or Quote from a Villain in the Die Hard Franchise?
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March 8, 2017Paradigm-Shifting Feminist Quotes We’re Pretty Sure Mean “Buy More Nasty Woman Merchandise”
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January 9, 2017List: Top Nietzsche Quotes, Tweaked by Disgruntled Employees
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October 18, 2016List: Famous Inspirational Quotes Rewritten for Real Life
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August 19, 2014List: Famous Inspirational Quotes Take Naps
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December 8, 2011List: Quotes From My TED Talk
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February 10, 2010Famous Quotes from Shakespeare Altered to Describe My Everyday Life
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January 5, 2005List: A List of Actual Quotes Taken From the Directions and Mission Statements of Organic Products Belonging to My Vegan Roommate
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February 5, 2004List: Quotes from Either President of the United States George W. Bush or Senator/Chancellor/Emperor Palpatine from the Star Wars Movies
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May 30, 2002Today The Toll Booth Attendant Felt Chatty
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral