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All posts tagged
real-estate
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February 1, 2021An Airbnb Listing Written by My Mom to Me
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November 23, 2020Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex
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July 20, 2020Updates to Your Lease
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December 13, 2019Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund
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December 11, 2019I Hope You Enjoy Your Airbnb Stay At My Home, a Place I Have Never Resided Nor Visited
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December 3, 2019My Vagina Has Closed for Business to Make Way for an Artisanal Deli!
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August 27, 2019Lice Real Estate Listings
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March 26, 2019Awful HGTV House Hunters or One of the 2.6 Million People Living in Refugee Camps?
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January 30, 2019The Hottest Neighborhoods In 2019
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October 18, 2018Fresh Middle-Ground Alternatives Between NIMBY and YIMBY
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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