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All posts tagged
real-estate
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December 13, 2019Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund
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December 11, 2019I Hope You Enjoy Your Airbnb Stay At My Home, a Place I Have Never Resided Nor Visited
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December 3, 2019My Vagina Has Closed for Business to Make Way for an Artisanal Deli!
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August 27, 2019Lice Real Estate Listings
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March 26, 2019Awful HGTV House Hunters or One of the 2.6 Million People Living in Refugee Camps?
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January 30, 2019The Hottest Neighborhoods In 2019
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October 18, 2018Fresh Middle-Ground Alternatives Between NIMBY and YIMBY
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September 13, 2018Welcome to Zilloe, Which Is the Same as Zillow But Only Includes Houses You Can’t Afford In Places You’ll Never Live
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July 31, 2018Earthlings Found Our Lake and Now My Martian Neighborhood is Already Ruined
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April 10, 2018Every House: A Morality Play
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
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September 17, 2021Adam and Eve Decide Who Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
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September 16, 2021The Founders Would Like to Remind You They’ve Been Dead for Nearly Two Hundred Years
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September 16, 2021Updated COVID Guidelines: A Flow Chart Wrapped in a Riddle Shrouded in a Clusterfuck