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All posts tagged
real-estate
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April 14, 2021Bring Me an Open-Concept Kitchen or Bring Me Death
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March 5, 2021Why I’m Selling My 4-Bed, 3-Bath, 37-Moving-Bookcase Home
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February 1, 2021An Airbnb Listing Written by My Mom to Me
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November 23, 2020Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex
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July 20, 2020Updates to Your Lease
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December 13, 2019Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund
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December 11, 2019I Hope You Enjoy Your Airbnb Stay At My Home, a Place I Have Never Resided Nor Visited
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December 3, 2019My Vagina Has Closed for Business to Make Way for an Artisanal Deli!
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August 27, 2019Lice Real Estate Listings
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March 26, 2019Awful HGTV House Hunters or One of the 2.6 Million People Living in Refugee Camps?
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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February 7, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Ross Gay
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February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs