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All posts tagged
real-estate
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December 13, 2019Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund
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December 11, 2019I Hope You Enjoy Your Airbnb Stay At My Home, a Place I Have Never Resided Nor Visited
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December 3, 2019My Vagina Has Closed for Business to Make Way for an Artisanal Deli!
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August 27, 2019Lice Real Estate Listings
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March 26, 2019Awful HGTV House Hunters or One of the 2.6 Million People Living in Refugee Camps?
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January 30, 2019The Hottest Neighborhoods In 2019
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October 18, 2018Fresh Middle-Ground Alternatives Between NIMBY and YIMBY
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September 13, 2018Welcome to Zilloe, Which Is the Same as Zillow But Only Includes Houses You Can’t Afford In Places You’ll Never Live
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July 31, 2018Earthlings Found Our Lake and Now My Martian Neighborhood is Already Ruined
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April 10, 2018Every House: A Morality Play
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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April 17, 2024What I Thought My Life Would Be Like After Decanting All My Spices into Mason Jars
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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April 16, 2024How to Roast Your Friend Just Enough That They’ll Want to Remain Your Friend