McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
All posts tagged
real-estate
-
January 28, 2016Ayn Rand’s Objectivist House Hunters
-
July 24, 2015Field Notes from Gentrified Places: Barry Bridge, The Art of Real Estate Development No. 1 (Part 2)
-
May 5, 2015Welcome to Our Microhouse!
-
February 16, 2015Field Notes from Gentrified Places: Barry Bridge, The Art of Real Estate Development No. 1 (Part I)
-
October 31, 2014Things a Real Estate Agent Shouldn’t Say When Trying to Sell a House That Was Once at the Center of a Popular Horror Movie
-
August 5, 2014Your Apartment Search Ends NOW!
-
April 22, 2014Jeff Really Hit It Off With the Neighbors When He Rented a Place On Airbnb
-
March 18, 2014Have You Found My New Apartment?
-
December 20, 2013The Gingerbread Housing Report
-
November 18, 2013James Bernthal, Five-Year-Old Realtor
Trending 🔥
-
September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
-
September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
-
October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
-
September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
Recently
-
September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
-
September 17, 2021Adam and Eve Decide Who Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
-
September 16, 2021The Founders Would Like to Remind You They’ve Been Dead for Nearly Two Hundred Years
-
September 16, 2021Updated COVID Guidelines: A Flow Chart Wrapped in a Riddle Shrouded in a Clusterfuck