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All posts tagged
real-estate
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May 11, 2011A Hoth Realtor Addresses Some of the Concerns Being Raised Over His Decision to Turn Han Solo’s Deceased Tauntaun Into a Modest Studio Apartment
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October 7, 2010List: Open House at Pooh Corner
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October 6, 2010Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Go House Hunting
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September 21, 2010One Bedroom, Thirteen and a Half Baths
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July 2, 2010Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Bought Our House
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June 17, 2010Shared Beach House for Rent: Act QUICKLY!
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December 17, 2009List: Tonight On HGTV
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February 16, 2009Dispatches From Manila: Dispatch 4: A Foreigner Lives Here
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May 28, 2008What the Wonder Twins Would Take the Form of and the Shape of If They Were Sent to Correct the Subprime Mortgage Crisis
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January 16, 2008Candid New York City Rental Ads
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell