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All posts tagged
snacks
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January 30, 2015Monologue: I’m the Cool Wife In a Snack Dip Commercial
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May 13, 2013List: Pop Art Pop Tarts
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November 9, 2012I WILL Kick You Out of Bed for Eating Crackers
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March 4, 2011Open Letter: An Open Letter to Smart Puffs
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February 3, 2011List: Ingredients in Tostitos Hint of Lime Chips
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May 11, 2006List: Possible Names for a Child Conceived by an Almond Fanatic and a Lover of the Movie Young Guns
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February 6, 2005List: Food and Drink Combinations That Would Make a Horrible Afterschool Snack but a Great Buddy Cop Team
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February 20, 2001A Letter To Frito Lay
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe