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All posts tagged
snacks
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January 30, 2015Monologue: I’m the Cool Wife In a Snack Dip Commercial
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May 13, 2013List: Pop Art Pop Tarts
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November 9, 2012I WILL Kick You Out of Bed for Eating Crackers
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March 4, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to Smart Puffs
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February 3, 2011List: Ingredients in Tostitos Hint of Lime Chips
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May 11, 2006List: Possible Names for a Child Conceived by an Almond Fanatic and a Lover of the Movie Young Guns
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February 6, 2005List: Food and Drink Combinations That Would Make a Horrible Afterschool Snack but a Great Buddy Cop Team
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February 20, 2001A Letter To Frito Lay
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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