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All posts tagged
states
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May 18, 2016Strange But True Laws From Across the United States
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December 14, 2015No Good Bagels Here
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October 5, 2015State Mottos You Can Say During Sex
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February 2, 2010State Rules
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November 8, 2007State Mottoes for the Severely Depressed
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August 6, 2007Why There Will Never Be A Lactose Intolerant President
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September 30, 2005State Songs, If They All Suggested the Apathy of Idaho’s “Here We Have Idaho”
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January 28, 2005New State Names Resulting From the Coming Wave of Mergers and Acquisitions
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July 15, 2003My Favorite Quarters
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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October 2, 2023Thank You for Submitting Your Homeless Shelter Application, but We’ve Decided to Use City Funds for Thirty-Five New Pickleball Courts Instead
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October 2, 2023McSweeney’s Books: A Conversation with Dave Eggers About His Book, The Eyes and the Impossible
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October 2, 2023If Burger King’s Jingle “Whopper Whopper” Were the Only Literary Form
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover