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All posts tagged
subways
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August 16, 20175 Reasons the Subway Masturbator is Your Soulmate
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May 24, 2017Don’t Become a Statistic
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September 20, 2016Is He Hot or Is He Just Holding Their Eyes Were Watching God?
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April 8, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Subway Token
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March 11, 2016Laws of the Subway
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December 23, 2015The Polar Express, As Run By the Metropolitan Transportation Authority
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May 1, 2015Honest Subway Announcements
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March 2, 2015Sorry I’m Late, But This Morning’s Commute Was a Killer
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February 21, 2014An Open Letter to Men On the Subway, Specifically During Morning Rush Hour On the A Train Between Jay Street and Canal
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November 6, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Deepening Beauty
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director