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All posts tagged

subways

August 16, 2017

5 Reasons the Subway Masturbator is Your Soulmate

by Patty Terhune
May 24, 2017

Don’t Become a Statistic

by Sagar Bhatt
September 20, 2016

Is He Hot or Is He Just Holding Their Eyes Were Watching God?

by Samantha Shanker
April 8, 2016

Key Ring Chronicles: Subway Token

by Peter Kaszczak
March 11, 2016

Laws of the Subway

by Greg Tannen
December 23, 2015

The Polar Express, As Run By the Metropolitan Transportation Authority

by Will Quinn
May 1, 2015

Honest Subway Announcements

by Dan Amira
March 2, 2015

Sorry I’m Late, But This Morning’s Commute Was a Killer

by Andrew Cushing
February 21, 2014

An Open Letter to Men On the Subway, Specifically During Morning Rush Hour On the A Train Between Jay Street and Canal

by Jenna Clark Embrey
November 6, 2012

Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Deepening Beauty

by Amy Fusselman

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April 30, 2020

The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later

by Madeleine Trebenski
June 30, 2020

Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine

by Sally Miller and Julie Vick
June 26, 2020

A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking

by Juliana Gray
July 16, 2018

The 6 Books Donald Trump Is Reading This Summer

by Wendi Aarons and Mariana Olenko

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July 14, 2020

Mom Hair Through the Ages

by Ali Solomon and Janine Annett
July 14, 2020

Emerson Whitney in conversation with Gender Justice LA

by Emerson Whitney
July 14, 2020

Every Question I Asked My Parents While Doing My Taxes

by Graham Techler
July 14, 2020

It’s Time for Spin Class With Deborah, Forgotten Horsewoman of the Apocalypse

by Brittain McNeel

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