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All posts tagged
subways
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August 16, 20175 Reasons the Subway Masturbator is Your Soulmate
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May 24, 2017Don’t Become a Statistic
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September 20, 2016Is He Hot or Is He Just Holding Their Eyes Were Watching God?
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April 8, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Subway Token
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March 11, 2016Laws of the Subway
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December 23, 2015The Polar Express, As Run By the Metropolitan Transportation Authority
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May 1, 2015Honest Subway Announcements
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March 2, 2015Sorry I’m Late, But This Morning’s Commute Was a Killer
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February 21, 2014An Open Letter to Men On the Subway, Specifically During Morning Rush Hour On the A Train Between Jay Street and Canal
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November 6, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Deepening Beauty
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 23, 2021Shakespeare Finds Out About the “Shakespeare Authorship Question” from Walter Mondale
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April 22, 2021Our Company Is Committed to Going 100% Carbon-Free By the Year 3000
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April 22, 2021Cassandra Speaks Up