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subways
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August 16, 2017List: 5 Reasons the Subway Masturbator is Your Soulmate
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May 24, 2017Don’t Become a Statistic
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September 20, 2016Is He Hot or Is He Just Holding Their Eyes Were Watching God?
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April 8, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Subway Token
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March 11, 2016List: Laws of the Subway
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December 23, 2015The Polar Express, As Run By the Metropolitan Transportation Authority
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May 1, 2015Honest Subway Announcements
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March 2, 2015Sorry I’m Late, But This Morning’s Commute Was a Killer
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February 21, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to Men On the Subway, Specifically During Morning Rush Hour On the A Train Between Jay Street and Canal
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November 6, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Deepening Beauty
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January 30, 2019Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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February 8, 2019List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious
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February 15, 2019How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe
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February 15, 2019List: Six Reasons Why You Should Vote for Me, Old White Man Corpse, in 2020
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February 15, 2019Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight
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February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup