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All posts tagged
the-future
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October 14, 2022A Voter’s Guide to the 2050 Election, Written by Your New Robot Overlords
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August 3, 2022Hell’s Department of Suffering and Horror Is Now Accepting Applications for the Next National Nightmare
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March 18, 2022A Typical Day in 2040
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July 15, 2021Tweets from the Bath & Body Works Crisis Communications Team in the Year 2030
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November 11, 2020The Unbearable Persistence of Whiteness: Ivanka Trump’s Post-White House Adventures
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September 21, 2020I Can’t Wait Until 2020 Is Over
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June 11, 20208 Tenets of Afrofuturistic Utopia
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March 30, 2020I Am a Time-Traveler From the Future, and I Am Here to Ask You to Stop Bulk-Buying Toilet Paper
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January 28, 2020Democrats Must Appeal to the Tiny Margin of People Who Voted for Trump and Might Be Open to Supporting a Moderate Democrat in 2020
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October 30, 2019Since Radiohead Died In the First Wave of the Mutant Uprising, Will You Now Please Consider Listening to Coldplay?
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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February 7, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Ross Gay
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February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs