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TIMOTHY McSWEENEY'S QUARTERLY CONCERN
All posts tagged
the-future
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December 6, 2018Your Future Grandchildren’s Responses to How Dating Worked Before Apps
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January 23, 2018Family Recipes Passed Down By Millennials
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December 15, 2017Womanhattan
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October 4, 2017List: Everything Future Generations Are Going to Kill
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August 30, 2017List: Kinds of Rich I’d Like My Future Family to Be
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June 23, 2017In-Flight Announcements of the Future
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May 1, 2017“Americans will always rather feel safe, than be free”: An Excerpt from McSweeney’s 49
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April 4, 2017List: National Geographic Articles in the Year 2030
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February 21, 2017Annotations to the Lyrics of “Operator” by Jim Croce as Documented in the Year 2020
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February 14, 2017Young Couple Finds Love and Happiness Amidst State-Sponsored Chaos
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 29, 2019List: Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals
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March 28, 2019Supervillains React to Betsy DeVos’s Proposal to Gut Funding For the Special Olympics
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 29, 2019My Fiancé and I Want For Nothing, Save For a Picnicking Backpack, $800 Worth of Cheeseboards, and the 168 Other Items On Our Wedding Registry
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March 29, 2019List: Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals
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March 29, 2019I Am a New York Times Reporter, and I Have Been At This Midwest Diner Since 2016
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March 28, 2019I’m Vaccinating My Child the Natural Way—With Measles