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All posts tagged
the-future
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May 13, 2019List: Contestants On The Bachelorette, Season 36 (Premieres May 13, 2041)
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December 6, 2018Your Future Grandchildren’s Responses to How Dating Worked Before Apps
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January 23, 2018Family Recipes Passed Down By Millennials
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December 15, 2017Womanhattan
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October 4, 2017List: Everything Future Generations Are Going to Kill
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August 30, 2017List: Kinds of Rich I’d Like My Future Family to Be
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June 23, 2017In-Flight Announcements of the Future
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May 1, 2017“Americans will always rather feel safe, than be free”: An Excerpt from McSweeney’s 49
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April 4, 2017List: National Geographic Articles in the Year 2030
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February 21, 2017Annotations to the Lyrics of “Operator” by Jim Croce as Documented in the Year 2020
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