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All posts tagged
the-future
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October 30, 2019Since Radiohead Died In the First Wave of the Mutant Uprising, Will You Now Please Consider Listening to Coldplay?
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September 25, 2019The National Book Foundation Announces Its 2090 “3 Under 13” Awards
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September 20, 2019Dear Leaders of the World: Get Your Shit Together
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May 13, 2019Contestants On The Bachelorette, Season 36 (Premieres May 13, 2041)
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December 6, 2018Your Future Grandchildren’s Responses to How Dating Worked Before Apps
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January 23, 2018Family Recipes Passed Down By Millennials
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December 15, 2017Womanhattan
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October 4, 2017Everything Future Generations Are Going to Kill
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August 30, 2017Kinds of Rich I’d Like My Future Family to Be
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June 23, 2017In-Flight Announcements of the Future
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director