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All posts tagged
the-future
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July 15, 2021Tweets from the Bath & Body Works Crisis Communications Team in the Year 2030
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November 11, 2020The Unbearable Persistence of Whiteness: Ivanka Trump’s Post-White House Adventures
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September 21, 2020I Can’t Wait Until 2020 Is Over
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June 11, 20208 Tenets of Afrofuturistic Utopia
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March 30, 2020I Am a Time-Traveler From the Future, and I Am Here to Ask You to Stop Bulk-Buying Toilet Paper
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January 28, 2020Democrats Must Appeal to the Tiny Margin of People Who Voted for Trump and Might Be Open to Supporting a Moderate Democrat in 2020
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October 30, 2019Since Radiohead Died In the First Wave of the Mutant Uprising, Will You Now Please Consider Listening to Coldplay?
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September 25, 2019The National Book Foundation Announces Its 2090 “3 Under 13” Awards
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September 20, 2019Dear Leaders of the World: Get Your Shit Together
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May 13, 2019Contestants On The Bachelorette, Season 36 (Premieres May 13, 2041)
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 7, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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January 21, 2022What We Talk About When We Don’t Talk About Bruno
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January 21, 2022COVID Will Eventually Be Endemic, and I Absolutely Know What That Word Means
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January 21, 2022We Can’t Run This College into the Ground Without Your Help
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January 20, 2022A Boat Surrounded by Sharks Is a Childcare Option I Am Seriously Considering