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All posts tagged
the-future
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September 21, 2020I Can’t Wait Until 2020 Is Over
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June 11, 20208 Tenets of Afrofuturistic Utopia
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March 30, 2020I Am a Time-Traveler From the Future, and I Am Here to Ask You to Stop Bulk-Buying Toilet Paper
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January 28, 2020Democrats Must Appeal to the Tiny Margin of People Who Voted for Trump and Might Be Open to Supporting a Moderate Democrat in 2020
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October 30, 2019Since Radiohead Died In the First Wave of the Mutant Uprising, Will You Now Please Consider Listening to Coldplay?
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September 25, 2019The National Book Foundation Announces Its 2090 “3 Under 13” Awards
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September 20, 2019Dear Leaders of the World: Get Your Shit Together
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May 13, 2019Contestants On The Bachelorette, Season 36 (Premieres May 13, 2041)
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December 6, 2018Your Future Grandchildren’s Responses to How Dating Worked Before Apps
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January 23, 2018Family Recipes Passed Down By Millennials
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October 23, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 944 -
October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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October 23, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Had Better Be the Last One
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October 23, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 944
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October 23, 2020Cutting Edge Reforms for the Supreme Court
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October 23, 2020
For the Voter Who Can’t Decide Between Joe Biden and a Third-Party Candidate Who Much More Accurately Represents Their Values and Desires for This Country and the World