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December 20, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Seriously, 35?
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August 4, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Why Care?
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May 19, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: How Close Can I Get?
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March 10, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Which President Should I Have a Beer With?
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January 25, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Who Would Win in a Fight?
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December 2, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: What Should I Get the President for Christmas?
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