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  • February 19, 2018
    Thomas Jefferson Asks for an Extension
    by Simon Soros
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    List: If I Had to Make Out With the Founding Fathers Because Gary Sinise Was Threatening Me With a Gun, This is the Order I’d Go In
    by Matthew Prager
  • January 26, 2012
    Non-Essential Mnemonics: “People say President Jefferson had nineteen different mistresses. Dude, Jefferson had Chlamydia—no doubt.”
    by Kent Woodyard
  • July 5, 2011
    Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: How Do I Make a President?
    by Chris White
  • March 4, 2011
    Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: When Did Things Get So Mean?
    by Chris White
  • July 27, 2010
    Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can the President Take the Week Off?
    by Chris White
  • May 19, 2010
    Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: How Close Can I Get?
    by Chris White
  • May 7, 2010
    Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Gentleman Who Gave Us a Tour of Monticello
    by Marinka
  • January 6, 2010
    Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: What Did the Founding Fathers Smell Like?
    by Chris White
  • October 22, 2009
    Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Was Thomas Jefferson a Jerk?
    by Chris White
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