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thomas-jefferson

February 19, 2018

Thomas Jefferson Asks for an Extension

by Simon Soros
December 2, 2016

If I Had to Make Out With the Founding Fathers Because Gary Sinise Was Threatening Me With a Gun, This is the Order I’d Go In

by Matthew Prager
January 26, 2012

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “People say President Jefferson had nineteen different mistresses. Dude, Jefferson had Chlamydia—no doubt.”

by Kent Woodyard
July 5, 2011

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: How Do I Make a President?

by Chris White
March 4, 2011

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: When Did Things Get So Mean?

by Chris White
July 27, 2010

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can the President Take the Week Off?

by Chris White
May 19, 2010

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: How Close Can I Get?

by Chris White
May 7, 2010

An Open Letter to the Gentleman Who Gave Us a Tour of Monticello

by Marinka
January 6, 2010

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: What Did the Founding Fathers Smell Like?

by Chris White
October 22, 2009

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Was Thomas Jefferson a Jerk?

by Chris White

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by John Rauschenberg
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by Kristen Mulrooney
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by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, and Kelsey Ronan
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by Jesse Shamon

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