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November 2, 2021

I’m Your Pediatrician and I’m Worried You’re Not Growing Up to Be a Hardbody

by Ali Elkin
April 14, 2020

How to Finesse the Quarantine 15

by Beth Levine
December 17, 2018

15 Holiday Weight-Loss Tips

by Zack Bornstein
October 15, 2015

Lose 40 Pounds in 30 Days with These 11 Easy Steps!

by Andy Holsteen
March 4, 2015

Facepalm Pilot: Where Technology Meets Stupidity: Lose Weight Fast With These Cartoon Characters!

by Vijith Assar
April 15, 2013

Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Thirty is the New Fifty

by Taylor Harris
December 7, 2012

Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Make Mine a Skinny

by Taylor Harris
September 27, 2012

Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: I See Fit People

by Taylor Harris

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My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare

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June 17, 2021

What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

by Talia Argondezzi and Jared Bilski
January 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You

by John Moe
June 16, 2022

How to Give Directions Like My Dad

by Charles Stayton

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Our New Skin Serum is Anti-Aging, Anti-Wrinkle, Anti-Old, and Deeply Ageist to Its Core

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