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All posts tagged
wine
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March 13, 2019Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Patti Swanson, Accidental Bob Ross Enthusiast
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December 21, 2017This Year’s Top-Selling Book is an Accent Pillow
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October 23, 2017Monologue: I Am the Picasso of Wine and Painting Night
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September 5, 2017List: Whine and Cheese Pairings
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May 10, 2016Our Study About Coffee and Wine Being Beneficial to Your Health is Totally True
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July 14, 2015List: Advanced Drinking Aphorisms
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December 5, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Blonde Woman in the Stock Photo of Millennials Drinking Wine
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December 10, 2013Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: Sex Pot: A Get Right Christmas Recipe
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September 27, 2010Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 20: Not About Wine
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August 30, 2010Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 19: Can You Drink Natural Wine Naturally?
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral