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wine
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April 15, 2022Hello, It’s Me, Elijah. Who’s the Jerk Who Drank My Cup of Wine?
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April 15, 2021Decorative Wine Mom Signs to Promote the Vaccine
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November 7, 2019Reviews of New Food: Pool Boy Rosé
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October 3, 2019Wine Tasting Notes For Parents With Toddlers
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May 21, 2019Wine Pairings to Help You Cope With Karen’s Most Recent Success
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March 13, 2019Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Patti Swanson, Accidental Bob Ross Enthusiast
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December 21, 2017This Year’s Top-Selling Book is an Accent Pillow
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October 23, 2017I Am the Picasso of Wine and Painting Night
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September 5, 2017Whine and Cheese Pairings
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May 10, 2016Our Study About Coffee and Wine Being Beneficial to Your Health is Totally True
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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