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All posts tagged
wine
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May 21, 2019Wine Pairings to Help You Cope With Karen’s Most Recent Success
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March 13, 2019Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Patti Swanson, Accidental Bob Ross Enthusiast
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December 21, 2017This Year’s Top-Selling Book is an Accent Pillow
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October 23, 2017Monologue: I Am the Picasso of Wine and Painting Night
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September 5, 2017List: Whine and Cheese Pairings
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May 10, 2016Our Study About Coffee and Wine Being Beneficial to Your Health is Totally True
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July 14, 2015List: Advanced Drinking Aphorisms
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December 5, 2014Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Blonde Woman in the Stock Photo of Millennials Drinking Wine
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December 10, 2013Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: Sex Pot: A Get Right Christmas Recipe
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September 27, 2010Stained Teeth: A Column About Wine: Column 20: Not About Wine
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell