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Tiffany Midge is a humor columnist for Indian Country and a contributor to McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Waxwing, Moss, and The Offing. A book of essays “Bury My Heart at Chuck E. Cheese’s” is forthcoming. She is a citizen of The Standing Rock Nation and allergic to horses.