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After Hours of Tough Negotiations With Legal Scholar Rudy Giuliani, I’ve Decided to End My Special Counsel Investigation Into the Trump Campaign
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Stopping by Mar-a-Lago on a Friday Evening
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A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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April 18, 2018The First Female President
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April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
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April 18, 2018List: Who Said It: Middle-Aged Woman or Teenage Boy?
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April 19, 2018The Diary of a Settler of Catan
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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