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Scenes from 13 Going on 30 II: Thirty, Flirty, and Barely Surviving
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I Finally Got a Company-Branded Thermos and All It Took Was Five Years of Wage Slavery
"Is it true that working as an alienated wage slave brought me to the brink of neurosis and mental instability? Sure. But it’s also true that the double-walled vacuum-insulated build of this thermos can keep drinks hot or cold the entire day." -
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If We’re Doing Identity Politics, Can We Please Elect a President Named “Tammy”?
"President Tammy would be uniquely positioned to fight for historically underrepresented constituencies like aunts, midwestern softball coaches, sleepaway camp nurses, and self-declared 'dog moms.'"
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February 10, 2015List: What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 11, 2019Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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June 12, 2019How to Stage Your Own Death So Your Husband Understands How Much Work You Do
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June 8, 2018List: What Your Musical Instrument Says About You
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