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Take Us to Your Leader, the One They Call Jake from State Farm
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2023My Saturday Self Versus My Sunday Self
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 5, 2023Our Self-Driving Cars Will Save Countless Lives, But They Will Kill Some of You First
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September 11, 2023Welcoming Remarks Made at a Literary Reading, 9/25/01
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August 17, 2023An Open Letter to the Pair of Gen-Z Men in the Northeast Regional Quiet Car Loudly Discussing Pitchfork’s 100 Best Albums of All Time
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September 13, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Elisa Gonzalez
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September 5, 2023McSweeney’s Books: An Excerpt from Daddy Boy by Emerson Whitney
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August 30, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Timothy Donnelly
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August 16, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Jeffrey Yang
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August 2, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Mary Austin Speaker
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July 25, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Daniel Brock Johnson
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July 19, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Eric McHenry
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