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Happy Father’s Day: Pearls of Wisdom from My Gay Dads
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Cordelia from King Lear’s Father’s Day Twitter Thread
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What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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Son, I Just Called to Tell You How Much I Love Field of Dreams
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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June 7, 2021New York Times’ Hookup Announcements
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