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George Soros Made a Bee Sting Me
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How to Stay Likable While Reporting Sexual Misconduct
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 10, 2019List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits
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January 14, 2019The Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything
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January 18, 2019FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give
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January 17, 2019Yinzerotica: Erotica for Pittsburghers
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December 19, 2018List: Materials I’d Rather Be Than “Wife Material”
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December 20, 2018McSweeney’s Books: A Brief Interview With Leland de la Durantaye, Author of Hannah Versus the Tree
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December 5, 2018Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Hervé Le Tellier, from Liquid Tales
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December 4, 2018Puffer Problems
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November 30, 2018A Preternatural Devotion: Remembering Ricky Jay
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November 30, 2018Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Olivier Salon, from “Invisible Cities: Lille”
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November 28, 2018Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Jacques Jouet, from The Republic of Beau-Locks
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November 19, 2018How to Make a Place Like 826: Louisville Young Authors Greenhouse: If You Can See the Stars, There is Still Light
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CHICAGO: Join The America Writers Museum and The Standard Club for an evening with Dave Eggers and Mokhtar Alkhanshali, celebrating the paperback release THE MONK OF MOKHA.
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The second installment of our Manifesto Series is available for preorder. Orders will ship late January, 2019. Since the 2016 election, reading the news each day can send even the most placid... -
When Sophie Swankowski surfaces from the freezing waters, she finds herself in an ancient castle in Poland—and in the center of an ages-old battle. Even with her magical powers, the strength and... -
Holy cow, we're out of stock! We've got a reprint in the works—pre-orders will ship late January. Subscribe now and start with 54. Read an excerpt from The End of Trust in Wired magazine here.... -
Celebrations of Curious Characters cracks open the personal vaults of Ricky Jay—raconteur, historian, and one of the world's great sleight-of-hand artists—exposing a wonderful world of amusing and...
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January 22, 2019List: The Encyclopedia of Stepdads
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January 22, 2019Poorly Researched Men’s Fiction
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January 21, 2019Let Racist Boys Be Racist Boys Again
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January 21, 2019We Are Devoted to Racial Equality and Progress But Now Is Not the Right Time
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