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Warren mutters, “OK, enough of this,” reaches into the interior pocket of her fuschia jacket, pulls out a 70-lbs flamethrower, and aims it calmly at Bloomberg, engulfing him in flames. “For someone who claims to like jokes,” Warren says, “you really should smile more.” -
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