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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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December 29, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 10, 2019List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits
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December 19, 2018List: Materials I’d Rather Be Than “Wife Material”
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December 20, 2018McSweeney’s Books: A Brief Interview With Leland de la Durantaye, Author of Hannah Versus the Tree
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December 5, 2018Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Hervé Le Tellier, from Liquid Tales
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December 4, 2018Puffer Problems
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November 30, 2018A Preternatural Devotion: Remembering Ricky Jay
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November 30, 2018Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Olivier Salon, from “Invisible Cities: Lille”
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November 28, 2018Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Jacques Jouet, from The Republic of Beau-Locks
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November 19, 2018How to Make a Place Like 826: Louisville Young Authors Greenhouse: If You Can See the Stars, There is Still Light
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The second installment of our Manifesto Series is available for preorder. Orders will ship late January, 2019. Since the 2016 election, reading the news each day can send even the most placid... -
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Celebrations of Curious Characters cracks open the personal vaults of Ricky Jay—raconteur, historian, and one of the world's great sleight-of-hand artists—exposing a wonderful world of amusing and...
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