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This Year’s Purim Sermon Sucks
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If They Discovered Racially Charged Ions In the Hadron Collider
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 5, 2019I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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In our first-ever entirely nonfiction issue of McSweeney’s, The End of Trust features more than thirty writers and artists investigating surveillance in the digital age.
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