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Google Translate for My Asian Parents
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Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs Revised for Modern Civilization
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So, You’re About to Turn 40: A Memo From Your Media or Tech Company’s HR Department
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If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
“I’d love to just play with actuary statistics all day. That would be so fun! I bet you don’t even feel like you're at work!”
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 31, 2018Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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November 14, 2018Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Marcel Duchamp: Correspondence With the Oulipo
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November 6, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: From One, Many
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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November 5, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Think Small
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November 2, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: Atrocities 384-546
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November 2, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Exponential
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November 1, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: More Bad Than Good
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