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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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September 27, 2018INFOGRAPHIC: When Should You Report a Sexual Assault Against a Supreme Court Nominee?
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October 18, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: Atrocities 1 to 112
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October 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: “Us” and “Them”
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October 15, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Travesty
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October 12, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Daily Disaster
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October 11, 2018How to Make a Place Like 826: Louisville Young Authors Greenhouse: Writing With Rock Stars
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October 10, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Praying for the Awful Grace of God
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October 8, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Native and American
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ONE SMALL BLOW AGAINST ENCROACHING TOTALITARIANISM. Essays from cultural voices alongside things you can do to take action against the paralyzing apoplexy of the daily news.
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