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“Home Away from Home Alone”: A College Admissions Essay by Kevin McCallister

The Catholic Church Is Modernizing!

Ten Reasons Why My New York Bodega Is Better Than Your 7-Eleven

Bryan Quinby, Singing “The Birthday Song” at Chuck E. Cheese

I’m the 4:30 PM Sunset and I’d Like to Clarify a Few Things

An Excerpt From Mike Sacks’ New Book, Slouchers

Let Me Teach You How to Teach Other People How to Teach Other People How to Freelance

We Are Unable to Offer You a Place at Yale Because Your Essay Read Like the Closing Narration of a Teen Rom-Com

An Open Letter to the Guy Who Was Always at the Bar on His Computer

McSweeney’s Books: An Interview with Jehad al-Saftawi About His New Book, My Gaza: A City in Photographs

Recent Masked Conversations I’ve Had, I Think

I Won Thanksgiving!