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Pennywise Responds to Allegations of Improper Conduct

Alternative Teaching Modalities in Hell

America First Policy Institute Tries to Explain “Anglo-Saxon Tradition”

As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults

My Two-Year-Old’s Guide to Potty Training Your Parents

Classic Plays as Spam Emails

Now That We’re Vaccinated, Things Will Be Insane

Low-Rise Jeans Are Back to Ruin Your Life

Decorative Wine Mom Signs to Promote the Vaccine

As a Centrist Democrat, I Ran on a Promise to Fix Killer Shower Clowns. But Now That I’m in Office, I Believe We Should Consider the Issue More Cautiously

Jeni’s Ice Cream Strawberry Pretzel Pie

Would-You-Rathers for Parents Deciding Whether or Not to Send Their Kids Back to In-Person School