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Archive
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December 11, 2019I Hope You Enjoy Your Airbnb Stay At My Home, a Place I Have Never Resided Nor Visited
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December 11, 2019How I Describe Progressive Issues I Support When Visiting My Republican Family for the Holidays
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December 11, 2019The Book of Job, As Told By Wile E. Coyote
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December 10, 2019I Am Sad to Report There Are No More Hot and Horny Singles In Your Area
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December 10, 2019I Was Recently Hired to Analyze Diversity At a Business. Here Are the Names of People I Have Met So Far
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December 10, 2019Choose Your Own Adventure: Presidential Rally Speech Edition
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December 9, 2019I Am the Final Question On Your Calculus Exam
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December 9, 2019The Art of War, For Toddlers
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December 9, 2019I, Joe Biden, Don’t Support Medicare for All Because My Health Care Plan Is to Restart the Opium Wars
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December 6, 2019People Are Flushing Toilets 10 Times, 15 Times
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December 6, 2019The Department of Homeland Security’s Preparedness Guide for Your Ten-Year High School Reunion
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December 6, 2019Memory Tricks for My Medications, or Why My Pharmacist Hates Me