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What to Do When Someone Asks You If You’ve Read Vonnegut at a Party

List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”

Animals Got Problems: This One is for the Birds

I’m Fine With Whatever

Two Truths and a Lie: Job Interview for a Data Entry Position Edition

List: Major English Poets, Evaluated By Whether or Not They Fucked

One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: What A Bully Understands

Let Us Help You Kill Your Loved Ones’ Impractical and Unattainable Dreams

Delete My Tinder When I’m Dead

Tips for Watching the Perseid Meteor Shower with Your Toddler, as Written by Someone Who Has Never Seen a Meteor Shower and Who Has Never Interacted with a Toddler for More Than a Few Minutes

One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: A Tired Sadness, a Fresh Rage

Mom, Dad: I’m a New Media Content Creator