A Brutally Honest Social Media Job Interview
by Sarah Fader (10/21/2016)

Monologue: Why Won’t You Kids Go to Sleep and Let Me Read Badfinger’s Wikipedia Page in Peace?
by Ben Godar (10/21/2016)

List: 20 Ways to Talk to Me About Your Home-Brewing Hobby
by Darren Hoyt (10/21/2016)

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Kevin Colbert Sold Meat from a Pickup Truck
by Suzanne Yeagley (10/21/2016)

What Will I Worry About Once the Election is Over?
by Alex Starace (10/20/2016)

List: Award Certificates for Modern Adults
by Sam Weiner (10/20/2016)

Monologue: The New Smoothie Place Around the Corner is Delicious and Definitely Not a Cult!
by Natasha Vaynblat (10/20/2016)

List: Phrase Uttered by Donald Trump in Last Night’s Debate or Title of Classic Cheesy Pop Song?
by Walter Carson (10/20/2016)

When My Grandkids Ask Me What I Did to Fight American Fascism, I’ll Proudly Tell Them I Tweeted a Few Times
by Sam Spero (10/19/2016)

Monologue: I Work at the Desk Next to You, and Did You Know I Just Saved Fifteen Seconds Using Keyboard Shortcuts?
by Manny Morone (10/19/2016)

List: Scarface If Written Via Texting
by Wendi Aarons (10/19/2016)

Moby-Dick and Jane
by David P. Murphy (10/18/2016)

Moderately Motivated Gen-Xer for Hire
by Melissa Janisin (10/18/2016)

List: Famous Inspirational Quotes Rewritten for Real Life
by RK Pendergrass (10/18/2016)

It Takes a Village of 9- and 11-Year-Old Girls to Raise My Child
by Kara Lochridge (10/17/2016)

Monologue: I’m One of Those Nice Guys
by Chas Gillespie (10/17/2016)

List: How to Speak Your Truth
by Greta Moran (10/17/2016)

Thanks, Cindy, for Making Eye Contact Through the Bathroom Stall and Making It Super Awkward During the Department Productivity Meeting
by Anna Kemp (10/14/2016)

Monologue: I’m the Person Everyone is Trying to Convince Not to Vote for Donald Trump on Social Media
by Gareth Strode (10/14/2016)

List: 16 Useful Mnemonics for Commonly Misspelled Words From a Desperate Writer Who Told Us He Knew 20
by Ted Pillow (10/14/2016)

List: Rejected Song Titles from Bon Iver’s Album, 22, A Million
by Brian McGovern (10/14/2016)

Are You the Next Rock Star Social Media Manager Who’s Willing to Literally Die for Content?
by Meg Favreau (10/13/2016)

List: Marketing Tag Lines of American Universities, Paired With Other, Non-University Corporations
by Susan Harlan (10/13/2016)

Norse History for Bostonians: The Prose Edda for Bostonians: Gylfaginning, Part XXI
by Rowdy Geirsson (10/13/2016)

I’m Looking for a Candidate Who Tells It Like It Is
by Kimberly Harrington (10/12/2016)

List: Forthcoming ’80s Remakes That Haunt the Nightmares of the Alt-Right
by Sean Gill (10/12/2016)

Reviews of New Food
by Various New Food Tasters (10/12/2016)

Your Play Has Been Accepted Into the Theater and Cheese Festival of Yakima, WA!
by Molly Miller (10/11/2016)

List: How to Know If Your College Has a Race Problem
by Meg Fernandes (10/11/2016)

Key Ring Chronicles: Shrimp Whistle
by Eve Celsi (10/11/2016)

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