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Archive
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September 3, 2019Monologue: I Am Amazon Cog #257 and I Love My Job Here at Amazon.com
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August 30, 2019Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Say “Summer’s Not Over Yet!”
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August 30, 2019List: More Honest Latin Mottoes For Your Overrated University
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August 30, 2019So You’re 35 and All Your Friends Have Already Shed Their Human Skins
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August 29, 2019List: Back-to-School Supplies For Adjunct Professors
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August 29, 2019What It’s Like to Be a White Shirt Girl
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August 29, 2019List: Frank Sinatra Songs Updated for the 21st Century
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August 28, 2019You’re a Woman Over 35 Who Wants to Get Pregnant. Yikes!
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August 28, 2019List: 10 Tips for Selecting Courses Based On Things You Will Write On Your Professors’ Course Evaluations At the End of the Semester
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August 28, 2019Monologue: The Giving Tree Gets Real
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August 28, 2019Beaver of Fine Arts: The Cut
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August 27, 2019List: The Top 7 Positions Parents of Young Children Don’t Have Sex In