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What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks

This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom

With God as My Witness, I Will Not Pick the Restaurant

A Jeopardy! Board for Determining Who Should Be the Next Host of Jeopardy!

An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush

How I Saved Enough to Buy a House with My Parents’ Money

I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule

Good Parents Capitalize on Their Individual Strengths. My Wife’s Is Seeing to Our Kids’ Every Need, and Mine Is Roughhousing

Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax

Hello, We Used to Know Each Other and Now I’m a Toxic Presence on Your Social Media Feeds

Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance