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A Few Words from Your AI-Powered Vibrator

I Didn’t Follow the Recipe, and I’m Appalled It Turned Out So Awful

I Don’t Have Much Interest in Talking to You, But Our Toddlers Just Started Playing Together at This Playground, So I Guess We’re Doing This

Let Me, a Man Accused of Sexual Harassment Against a Football Player, Explain Feminism to You

What Is and Is Not a Vibe

It’s Time for the Monthly Text to Confirm Our Friendship

Introducing Our University’s New Executive Vice President of Saving Money

Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with All the Hand Raising

I’ve Got a New Lease on Life

How I Imagine My Moving Day Will Go

Common Proverbs as Video Game Tutorials

We Invent Bullshit Words to Get You to Buy All-New Outdoor Equipment