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Archive
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December 28, 2019Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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December 28, 2019I Don’t Know WHO to Believe In This Impeachment Hearing
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December 28, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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December 28, 2019Attending Burning Man or Parenting a Toddler?
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December 27, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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December 27, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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December 27, 2019I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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December 26, 2019We Can’t Impeach One of the Most Unpopular and Corrupt Presidents Ever and Risk Alienating the Racist Voters Who’d Never Vote for Us Anyway
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December 26, 2019Honest Academic Job Postings
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December 26, 2019Professor Minerva McGonagall’s Letter to the Tenure Committee
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December 26, 2019I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left
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December 24, 2019The Twelve Days of Christmas