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Google Maps Introduces: Walking Speed Accuracy Filters

Lex Luthor’s Latest Evil Plan Is Just a Distraction from His Many Villainous Schemes

Please Don’t Criticize the Devastating Work I Do at the Misery Factory

As a Seventy-Two-Year-Old Democrat, Am I Too Young to Run for Congress?

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Precision-Guided Liberation of Fordow

No, the Trade Federation Is Not at War with Naboo, but We Are at War with Its Means of Waging War, and Maybe We’ll Also Assassinate the Queen and Murder All of the Gungans, We’re Not Sure Yet

Editorial Template for Every Time the United States Goes to War

Acts of Rebellion for the Middle-Aged

Excerpts from The Believer: Place: The Home Depot

I Only Had Kids to Blow Off My Single Friends, Particularly Jeff

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, But It Will Be Optimized (Presented in Beta)

I Am Your Body and I Am Done Keeping Score