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Archive
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June 11, 2019List: Things People Say to Me, a Disabled Person Taking Prescription Medications, When They Hear I Won’t Have Health Insurance Upon Finishing Grad School
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June 11, 2019Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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June 10, 2019To All My Friends Still In Their 20s: Get With the Times
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June 10, 2019List: Ways to Secretly Pass Another Woman a Tampon Without Alarming Nearby Menfolk
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June 10, 2019In Order to Be My Bridesmaid, You Must Complete This Scavenger Hunt
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June 7, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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June 7, 2019List: Unanswered 1980s Movie Want Ads
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June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
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June 6, 2019List: Six Summertime Childcare Options for Working Parents
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June 6, 2019Monologue: Hi, I’m the Loud American Guy At Your Hostel
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June 6, 2019Don’t Think of It As an “Internet Scam,” But Rather an “Online Learning Experience”
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June 6, 2019Reviews of New Food: Boar’s Head Bold Marbleu Marbled Blue Monterey Jack Cheese