Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
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Archive
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December 3, 2019Course Evaluations for Famous Teachers In Classic Literature
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December 3, 2019My Vagina Has Closed for Business to Make Way for an Artisanal Deli!
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December 2, 2019I’m the Host of a Prestigious TV News Show, and I Invite You to Come On-Air to Bullshit Me
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December 2, 2019Verb Forms for “What Would Jesus Do?” Moral Dilemmas
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December 2, 2019I Am a Patagonia Vest Warrior Who Conquers Digital Mountains of Excel Spreadsheets
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November 29, 2019The First Black Friday, by William Bradford
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November 27, 2019Butterball Helpline Helpline
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November 26, 2019Turkey or Sides: A Socratic Dialogue
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November 26, 2019How to Prepare a Thanksgiving Meal Without Offending Anyone
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November 26, 2019I Am the President’s Pardoned Turkey. Please Kill Me
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November 25, 2019Please Accommodate Our Jolly Rancher Diet This Thanksgiving
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November 25, 2019Response List for Trumpers This Thanksgiving