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I Am Alexander the Great, and I Am Terrible at Risk

Bring Me an Open-Concept Kitchen or Bring Me Death

Beaver of Fine Arts: Mid-Term Grades Are Due Wednesday, Good Luck

An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush

Signs Your Genetic Predisposition to Addiction Has Manifested in Crafting, Specifically in Obsessive Visits to Michaels

William Carlos Williams Tries to Reach His Word Count

Classic Video Games for Adjunct Professors

I’m Selling the Very Sentence You’re Reading as a Non-Fungible Token

Son, It’s Time You Learned About Sex by Discussing David Bowie’s Huge Bulge in Labyrinth

An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting

The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial

For Your Return to the Office, We’ve Added Three Rooms for Guttural Screaming