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I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement

The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible

FAQ for Rushing Delta Delta Variant

What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks

This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom

With God as My Witness, I Will Not Pick the Restaurant

A Jeopardy! Board for Determining Who Should Be the Next Host of Jeopardy!

An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush

How I Saved Enough to Buy a House with My Parents’ Money

I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule

Good Parents Capitalize on Their Individual Strengths. My Wife’s Is Seeing to Our Kids’ Every Need, and Mine Is Roughhousing