Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Archive
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March 11, 2019TV Theme Song Writers Unite!
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March 8, 2019List: For Today’s Woman: Make the Most of Daylight Saving Time or Die Trying
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March 8, 2019Feminist Tom Swifties
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March 8, 2019Congratulations On Your Accomplishment!
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March 7, 2019A Poem About Your University’s Absolute Intention to Absolutely Deal With Institutional Racism Seriously Absolutely Any Minute Now and Certainly One Day
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March 7, 2019Open Letter: An Open Break-Up Letter to Estrogen
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March 7, 2019Millennials Are Killing Inanna, Mesopotamian Goddess of Fertility
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March 6, 2019The Big Chill Except With the Ducklings From Make Way for Ducklings, Now All Grown Up
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March 6, 2019List: Horror Movies for Journalists
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March 6, 2019Our Company’s New Wellness Program Is In No Way an Attempt to Further Shoulder the Healthcare Burden On You, Our Lowliest Employees
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March 6, 2019Amongst the Liberal Elite: Sex Dreams Amongst the Liberal Elite
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March 5, 2019I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left