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February 25, 2025We’ve Replaced the Government’s Hiring Criteria with a Better, Fairer System: Hiring Whoever Yells the Loudest
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February 25, 2025I’m a Typo, and in This Age of AI, I’m the Real Hero
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February 25, 2025Let’s Bring Back Traditional Values (No, Not Those Ones)
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February 24, 2025Starfleet Eliminating All Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Programs
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February 24, 2025To Increase Government Efficiency, Every Federal Employee Must Write an Email No One Will Read
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February 24, 2025Two-Sentence Headlines Are Everywhere. Here’s Why You Should Be Concerned
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally
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February 20, 2025So You’re Trying to Rationalize Rooting for USA Hockey as Our Country Turns into an Autocracy
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February 20, 2025Mac Barnett Has Been Named 2025-26 National Ambassador for Young People’s Literature