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April 14, 2025As Surgeon General, I Will Replace the Outdated, Inaccurate Body Mass Index with a Group of Catty, Mean-Spirited Middle Schoolers
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April 11, 2025How to Emerge from Hibernation
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April 11, 2025Reviews of New Food: Coffee Mate White Lotus Thai Iced Coffee Creamer
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April 11, 2025Forget the Ten Plagues and Escaping, the Pharaoh and His Rich Friends Say They’re on Our Side
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April 10, 2025Playing Headline-Stealing Games with the Economy is a Great Way to Distract Everyone from Your Human Rights Atrocities
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April 10, 2025It’s Only the Fourth Reich If It Comes from the Reich Region of Germany, Otherwise It’s Just Sparkling Fascism
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April 10, 2025A Note About Our New Edition of Walt Whitman’s Leaves of Grass
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April 10, 2025Our Plan Worked—Stocks are Skyrocketing Back to Less Than They Were Before
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April 9, 2025I Didn’t Think Things Would Get This Chaotic When We Elected President Donkey Kong
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April 9, 2025Influencer Emily Dickinson’s Morning Routine
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 8, 2025I, Famously Good President Herbert Hoover, Am Imposing Tariffs to Bolster Domestic Manufacturing