“After losing big with men under 30 in the 2024 election, Democrats have spent $20 million on a program called ‘Speaking with American Men’ (SAM) to help figure out which ‘spaces’ they need to show up in to fare better with this demographic.” — MSNBC
Sign all bills using one of those pens where, when you flip it upside down, the woman’s clothes come off.
Play beer pong on the White House lawn.
Say you totally liked Shane Gillis this whole time.
Have the Green M&M take off her glasses and scrunchy to reveal she was secretly hot all along.
During speeches, let everyone know if there’s a sick BBQ spot nearby.
Talk more about MMA and aliens and elk meat next time you’re on the Call Her Daddy podcast.
Execute an obvious pump-and-dump scam with crypto coin called $BRUH or $BOOBS or something.
Wear more flannel? Grow a beard?
More Borat quotes. Always.
Say your favorite character in Star Wars was Kylo Ren, wait, no—Finn. Actually, it might be Poe Dameron… Is it Yord Fandar? Stick with the classic: The DNC officially endorses Lobot.
Something about Sydney Sweeney? TBD