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September 20, 2021Fourteen Short Obituaries for the Modern Woman
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August 27, 2021The Soul-Sucking Stages of Grief of a Mom Whose Child Is Leaving for College
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August 26, 2021Artistic Commentary and Criticism of Michelangelo, If Michelangelo Had Been a Woman
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August 24, 2021Sessions at the First Annual National Women’s Menopause Conference
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August 23, 2021Advice for Writers Dating Non-Writers
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August 20, 2021Dorothy Parker Sayings, Revised for Parenting a Teenage Boy
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August 19, 2021Every Album by [Artist/Band], Ranked from Worst to Best
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August 18, 2021Legal Compensation for Straight Women on Dating Apps
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August 13, 2021Variations of the “Marco Polo” Pool Game Based on Other Explorers
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July 30, 2021As an Indigenous Person, Here Are Some Land Acknowledgments I Hope Never Happen
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July 27, 2021Do You Have a Toddler or Is Your House Haunted by the Ghost of the Widow of an 1800s Sea Captain?
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July 23, 2021Six Ways You Have Utterly Failed Your Child, According to a Pediatric Dentist
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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