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May 29, 2020Standing Agenda: Family Video Chats, May 2020 to Infinity
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May 28, 2020What to Yell Instead of “Rape” In a Society That Has Collectively Decided Rape is Fine
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May 27, 2020Face Mask Alignment Chart
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May 26, 2020What Will Change, What Will Not
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May 22, 2020Teachers’ End of the 2019-2020 School Year Checklist
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May 21, 2020What Your Favorite Requiem Mass Says About You
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May 19, 2020New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Lied”
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May 18, 2020Lesser-Known Privileges of Academic Rank
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May 15, 2020How to Arrange a Credibility Bookcase for Your Toddler’s Zoom Background
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May 13, 2020Teacher Evaluation Form for Spring Semester 2020
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May 12, 2020A Brief Description, Organized By Inseam Length, of the Shorts Tom Selleck Wears in Three Men And a Baby
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May 8, 2020Common Positions You Will Jolt Awake From In Your First Year of Motherhood
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May 21, 2020A Note From Your University About Its Plans for Next Semester
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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May 15, 2020A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
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May 12, 2020Here’s How Time Works Now
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June 1, 2020About the San Francisco Protests In Honor of George Floyd, and Remembering Mario Woods, Jessica Williams, and Decynthia Clements
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June 1, 2020The Only Acceptable Form of Black Protest Is to Stand in This Field In Rural Nebraska and Scream Into the Void
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June 1, 2020I Am Your Progressive Mayor and I Think We Need to Cut Our Roving Death Squads a Bit of Slack
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June 1, 2020The City of Minneapolis Releases Statements of Probable Cause for Other Notable Violent Incidents