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October 25, 2024If Horror Movies Reflected Your Actual Fears
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October 22, 2024Haunting Strategies When Your Dilapidated Mansion Gets Converted into an Airbnb
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October 21, 2024Honest Search Results for “Zucchini Bread Recipe”
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October 18, 2024BuzzFeed Quizzes If Everyone Who Wrote BuzzFeed Quizzes Was Depressed
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October 17, 2024The Real Thirteen Keys for Winning the White House
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October 16, 2024A Sociological Guide to the Parents at Your Local Playground
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time
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October 2, 2024How to Successfully Navigate Rosh Hashanah Dinner by Solely Discussing the 1999 Film Blue Streak
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September 19, 2024Every Type of Movie Sequel Title
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September 16, 2024Faculty Meeting Icebreakers
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September 11, 2024Our Baby Name Book Acknowledges That There’s More to Life Than Infancy
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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November 4, 2024Don’t Worry—This Is Exactly How the Founding Fathers Intended You to Feel on Election Day
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November 4, 2024270 Reasons: Because There Are No Rights, No Freedoms That Some Extremists Won’t Try to Take From Us
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November 4, 2024Eeyore’s Tips for Election Day Self-Care
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November 3, 2024Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen