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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 10, 2025Kirkus Reviews of Trump’s Second Term
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March 3, 2025Accurate College Marketing Taglines
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March 3, 2025Other Things John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wished People Shouted at Him
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February 26, 2025An Updated Guide to Generations
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February 25, 2025Let’s Bring Back Traditional Values (No, Not Those Ones)
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February 20, 2025So You’re Trying to Rationalize Rooting for USA Hockey as Our Country Turns into an Autocracy
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February 14, 2025Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term
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February 14, 2025Valentine’s Day Card Inscriptions Inspired by Submarine Disasters
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February 7, 2025More Politically Neutral End Zone Slogans for the NFL
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February 6, 2025Various Ways How I, a Gay Man, Use the Word “Mama”
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 19, 2025We Regret to Inform You We Will No Longer Sponsor Your Pride Parade
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 18, 2025Despite Massive Cuts to Higher Ed, We Faculty Are Thrilled about Our New Multi-Million-Dollar Football Coach
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March 18, 2025We Are Mark Wahlberg’s Personal Trainers, and We’re Pretty Much Just Messing With Him at This Point