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January 22, 2021Eight Famous Poems Rewritten by Your Asshole Cat
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January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency
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January 15, 2021New Irregular Verb Conjugations
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January 13, 2021Trust Fund Kid or Golden Retriever?
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January 12, 2021The Final Days of Graduate School or the Final Days of Trump’s Presidency?
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January 8, 2021Visiting Paris vs. Giving Me $20 to Throw Dirt On Your Floor and Dress Like a Pigeon
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January 5, 2021Developmental Milestones for New Mothers
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December 23, 2020New Year’s Resolutions for Toddlers
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December 22, 2020Barack Obama’s Favorite Swedish Death Metal of 2020
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December 21, 2020The Nativity Pageant Cast List That Ensures Every Child Has a Role
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December 18, 2020Are You Baking Cookies with Children or Starring in a Gritty Crime Procedural?
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December 16, 2020Which Jane Austen Characters Would Wear Face Masks?
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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January 20, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056 -
January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency
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January 21, 2021I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule