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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 22, 2019List: Witch Spells to Keep Ruth Bader Ginsburg Alive Forever
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May 21, 2019List: A Glossary of Frenzied Parenting
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May 20, 2019List: Places Bruce Springsteen Fooled Around With Your Daughter
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May 17, 2019List: Reviewing Course Evaluations: The Drinking Game
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May 16, 2019List: How to Train a Feral Dog or How to Correct a Male Colleague?
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May 15, 2019List: Six Honest Takeaways From the Gazette’s Massive Investigation Into the Concrete Industry
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May 13, 2019List: Contestants On The Bachelorette, Season 36 (Premieres May 13, 2041)
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May 10, 2019List: Barely Useful Mom Trivia
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May 10, 2019List: Gmail Smart Reply Buttons For Your Mother’s Writing Advice
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May 8, 2019List: Unpaid Emotional Labor I’ve Done (for Myself)
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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