Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free. Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
Lists
Send your list submissions to lists@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
-
January 29, 2020Chekhov’s Dramatic Principles for Community Theatre
-
January 28, 2020How to Find Your Correct Bra Size
-
January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
-
January 23, 2020Email Signatures In Ascending Order of How Nervous I Am to Be Emailing You
-
January 22, 2020Is Your Child an Elder God, Fae Changeling, Keanu Reeves, or Just a Kid?
-
January 21, 2020Cues for Your Portrait Session
-
January 17, 2020Other Jeans Besides Mom Jeans
-
January 16, 2020My Antisocial Lifehacks
-
January 15, 2020TV Show Pitches For Viewers Who Can’t Get Off Their Phones
-
January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
-
January 13, 2020Teen Yoda
-
January 10, 2020Lies My Yoga Pants Have Told Me
Trending 🔥
-
November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
-
January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
-
January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
-
November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546