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July 22, 2019List: Signs Your Bra May Be the Wrong Size Or a Snake
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July 19, 2019List: Hemingway’s “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” Re-Imagined By Other Authors
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July 18, 2019List: Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape
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July 17, 2019List: AP Style Guidelines for Viral Tweets
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July 16, 2019List: Affirmations for Freelance Writers
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July 15, 2019List: A Nervous Breakdown as Captured In a Series of Author Biographies
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July 12, 2019List: New Societal Archetypes — Now for Men!
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July 11, 2019List: Federal Sentencing Guidelines for Billionaires
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July 10, 2019List: Praise For the New Summer Thriller You Already Read
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July 9, 2019List: Public Disgrace Generator
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July 8, 2019List: 23 Impossible-to-Find Items That Your Camper Must Bring Tomorrow
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July 2, 2019List: Honest Fla-Vor-Ice Freeze Pops Flavors
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546