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February 6, 2025Various Ways How I, a Gay Man, Use the Word “Mama”
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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January 31, 2025The Twelve Labors of Hercules, First-Time Homebuyer
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January 29, 2025Reasons Your Password Was Rejected
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January 23, 2025The Items You Own That Don’t Contain Microplastics
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 22, 2025After Studying Existentialism for a Semester, We Have Jokes
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 14, 2025Mark Zuckerberg Makes Meta More Masculine
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January 7, 2025Are You a Waymo or a Woman?
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