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June 14, 2022Increasingly Difficult Situations to Catch a Foul Ball in the Stands
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June 8, 2022Proverbs for Introverts
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June 1, 2022Honest Instructions for Your At-Home Bikini Wax
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May 25, 2022Places to Avoid While We Continue to Wait for Lawmakers to Enact Meaningful Gun Control Legislation
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May 23, 2022A Modern Art Critical Analysis of Birds’ Nests
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 12, 2022The Adventures of Nancy Drew, Girl Academic
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May 5, 2022Talking Heads Lyrics, or Words My Kid Strings Together at Bedtime Instead of Falling Asleep at a Reasonable Hour?
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April 27, 2022Reasons We’re Not Having Sex
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April 25, 2022Hiding Place Chosen by My Toddler, or Location Where She Is Invisible to People Making Decisions about U.S. COVID Policy?
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April 22, 2022Signs You Work in the “Cool” Lab
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April 21, 2022Popular Pets, Ranked by How Much They Will Disrupt Your Sex Life
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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October 4, 2022A Conversation Between Two People on Yom Kippur Who Definitely Fasted
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October 4, 2022Timeline for Our Town’s Plan to Install a Single Traffic Light
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October 3, 2022What We Can and Can’t Confirm About Your Upcoming Flight
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October 3, 2022Alternatives to Asking Your Teacher Friends “How’s School Going?”