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May 21, 2019List: A Glossary of Frenzied Parenting
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May 20, 2019List: Places Bruce Springsteen Fooled Around With Your Daughter
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May 17, 2019List: Reviewing Course Evaluations: The Drinking Game
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May 16, 2019List: How to Train a Feral Dog or How to Correct a Male Colleague?
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May 15, 2019List: Six Honest Takeaways From the Gazette’s Massive Investigation Into the Concrete Industry
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May 13, 2019List: Contestants On The Bachelorette, Season 36 (Premieres May 13, 2041)
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May 10, 2019List: Barely Useful Mom Trivia
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May 10, 2019List: Gmail Smart Reply Buttons For Your Mother’s Writing Advice
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May 8, 2019List: Unpaid Emotional Labor I’ve Done (for Myself)
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May 6, 2019List: Increasingly Less Sure Ways to Get Bob Seger to Go
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May 3, 2019List: Things People Say When You Get Divorced That They Really Should Say When You Get Engaged
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May 1, 2019List: Ten Classic Songs Rewritten For When You Want to Sing About Pugs
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June 13, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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June 7, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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June 11, 2019Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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June 12, 2019How to Stage Your Own Death So Your Husband Understands How Much Work You Do