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July 17, 2017List: Signs You’ve Transitioned From a Manic Pixie Dream Girl to an Odd Middle-Aged Woman
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July 13, 2017List: New Wall Street Sculptures
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July 12, 2017List: 20 Fun Baby Names That Are Also Palindromes
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July 11, 2017List: Seven Bathrooms Near His Apartment to Poop In
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July 11, 2017List: TMB4TM (Text Messages Before Text Messaging)
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July 10, 2017List: International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
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July 7, 2017List: As a Barista, These Are the Wi-Fi Passwords I Wish My Coffee Shop Had
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July 6, 2017List: Healthcare Promo Codes
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July 5, 2017List: Popular Summer T-Shirt Slogans for the Politically Engaged Millennial
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June 29, 2017List: GOP Description of Trumpcare or Quote from a Villain in the Die Hard Franchise?
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June 29, 2017List: Responsible Band Names
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June 28, 2017List: Dear Abby Distilled
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August 3, 2017And God Created Millennial Earth
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July 31, 2017Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron for This Week’s Meals. We’ve Been Having a Tough Time Lately
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August 9, 2017I’m a Google Manufacturing Robot and I Believe Humans Are Biologically Unfit to Have Jobs in Tech
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August 17, 2017As Your Doctor, I Am Protesting the Removal of Your Tumor Because I Don’t Want to Erase Your Medical History
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August 18, 2017I Mean, I Can’t Even With This Solar Eclipse
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August 18, 2017The Alt-Left’s Radical Agenda
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August 18, 2017Monologue: I’m Ivanka Trump, and I Cannot Believe You Fucking Morons Keep Falling for My Bullshit
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August 18, 2017List: 7 Outfits That Will Tell Your Therapist How You Really Feel