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October 9, 2019Mistakes Average Americans Have in Common With Notable Endorsers of the 45th President
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October 8, 2019What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You, Part Three
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October 7, 2019A Publisher Attempts to Brainstorm Books for Women
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October 4, 2019Classic Movie Dilemmas Fixed by Socialism
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October 2, 20197 Ways to Hide the Release of Frozen 2 From Your Kid
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October 1, 2019Four Times I Came Back From the Bathroom With a Wet Spot On My Pants, But It Was Not From Pee, It Was Just Water, and the Songs I Chose to Try and Air Guitar My Way Through Each Situation
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September 30, 2019Famous Philosophers’ Pick-Up Lines
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September 27, 2019Sexistential Quandaries
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September 25, 201912 Things You’re Not Likely to Hear Anytime Soon In the United States
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September 24, 2019How to Nurse Your Goddamn Baby in Public So Bystanders Don’t Complain
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September 18, 2019Successories for Her
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September 18, 2019The Five Best US Cities for Concrete Dick Slabs
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