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December 20, 2024Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists
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December 18, 2024Hyper Specific Yoga with Adriene Videos I Wish She’d Make for Me
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December 17, 2024Tips for Trimming a Christmas Tree with Small Children
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December 11, 2024Positive Affirmations for Terrified Public School Teachers
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December 4, 2024Updated Movie Ratings
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores
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November 27, 2024Familiar Sayings Updated for the Next Four Years
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November 26, 2024Six Tips for a Young Writer Whose Father Just Emailed Them a Poem He Wrote and Asked, “Thoughts?”
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 14, 2024Names for Different Groups of Women
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November 5, 2024“I Voted” Stickers for Voters Outside Swing States
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 19, 2025We Regret to Inform You We Will No Longer Sponsor Your Pride Parade
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 18, 2025Despite Massive Cuts to Higher Ed, We Faculty Are Thrilled about Our New Multi-Million-Dollar Football Coach
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March 18, 2025We Are Mark Wahlberg’s Personal Trainers, and We’re Pretty Much Just Messing With Him at This Point