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March 8, 2019List: For Today’s Woman: Make the Most of Daylight Saving Time or Die Trying
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March 6, 2019List: Horror Movies for Journalists
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March 5, 2019List: 10 Guaranteed Ways to Get Your Pre-Baby Body Back
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March 1, 2019List: Signs You May Work for a Failing College
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February 28, 2019List: Rejected Song Titles From Vampire Weekend’s New Album
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February 27, 2019List: I’m a Social Media #Nonfluencer and I’m Living My Worst Life
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February 26, 2019List: Classic Literary Characters’ Advice for Coping With Seasonal Affective Disorder
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February 25, 2019List: How to Prepare for Your Fresh Air Interview with Terry Gross
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February 22, 2019List: My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions
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February 22, 2019List: Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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February 21, 2019List: Improv Comedy Rules for Pessimists
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February 19, 2019List: My Minimalist Lifehacks
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell