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July 8, 2021Are You Vacationing with Children or Starring in a Gripping Medical Drama?
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July 7, 2021People Who Accomplished Incredible Things at a Young Age, Taken Down a Peg
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July 2, 2021Are You a Participant in a Child’s Made-Up Game or Josef K. from Kafka’s The Trial?
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June 29, 2021Triggering Password-Recovery Questions
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June 22, 2021Potential Sequels to Girl, Wash Your Face
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June 18, 2021Happy Father’s Day: Pearls of Wisdom from My Gay Dads
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June 14, 2021Cancel Culture: A Glossary
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June 11, 2021If I Moved Back to My Hometown, As Envisioned by My Parents
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June 9, 2021Are You Playing Call of Duty or Deconstructing Late-Stage Capitalism?
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June 8, 2021To-Do List for Your Baby’s 15-Minute Nap
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June 4, 2021Principles of DIY Home Repair
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June 3, 2021Honest Reasons Why Women Don’t Want to Go Back to In-Person Work
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 10, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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