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October 30, 2020Famous Horror Movies, Reviewed In 2020
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October 28, 2020In This House, We Believe…
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October 27, 2020College Application Essay Prompts For the 2020-2021 Cycle
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October 26, 2020Horror Movies for Toddlers
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October 23, 2020Cutting Edge Reforms for the Supreme Court
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October 22, 2020Complaints I’d Have If I Owned a House Instead of Rented an Apartment
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October 21, 2020Campaign Strategies For Getting Out the Cryptid Vote
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October 20, 2020“Just Do This”: Tips for Teaching Hybrid Learning
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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October 19, 2020The Hallmark Channel’s Countdown to the Election
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October 16, 2020Nine Scenes From the Recently Discovered Cut of Flubber Where Flubber Has Bones
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October 14, 2020Donald Trump or E.E. Cummings?
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 10, 2021An Update from Your Three-Year-Old’s Montessori Educator, Translated for Parents Who Endured a Traditional Public School Education
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit
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February 25, 2021Famous Philosophers in Quarantine
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February 25, 2021A Grizzled, Months-Old Chrome Tab Welcomes a Fresh-Faced New Tab to My Browser Window
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days