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October 18, 2019Magic 8 Ball Answers for Middle Age
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October 17, 201911 Ways You Are Superior to VSCO Girls
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October 16, 2019Confusing Things For a DJ to Say
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October 15, 2019Five Things I’d Rather Get Hit With Than Have to Hear Led Zeppelin’s “All My Love”
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October 11, 2019Books You Want Your Child to Buy At the Book Fair and the Books They Are Absolutely Bringing Home Instead
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October 10, 2019Rudy Giuliani’s Daily Affirmations
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October 10, 2019Why Mark Zuckerberg Is a Better Chinese Person Than I Am, According to My Grandmother
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October 9, 2019Mistakes Average Americans Have in Common With Notable Endorsers of the 45th President
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October 8, 2019What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You, Part Three
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October 7, 2019A Publisher Attempts to Brainstorm Books for Women
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October 4, 2019Classic Movie Dilemmas Fixed by Socialism
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October 2, 20197 Ways to Hide the Release of Frozen 2 From Your Kid
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director