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February 1, 2024Situations Where My Particular Set of Skills Would Come in Handy
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January 26, 2024Lines from the Barbie Monologue or Something I’ve Said to Another Woman in a Bar Bathroom After Three Martinis
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January 24, 20242024 Presidential Election Cheat Sheet
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January 23, 2024More Specific Oscar Categories for the Academy to Consider
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January 18, 2024Increasingly Stressful U-Haul Rental Options
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January 11, 2024All the Types of Science Fiction
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December 22, 2023Other Lists Santa Checks Twice
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December 18, 2023Cosmo Headlines from the 1880s
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December 13, 2023Mary Bailey’s Christmas Week To-Do List
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December 11, 2023Everything a Barber Could Do During a Haircut Before I Speak Up
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December 5, 2023What It Means When a Woman Says She Is “Sex Positive,” According to Brian from Hinge
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian