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December 29, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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December 27, 2018List: A Guide to Midwestern Conversation
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December 27, 2018List: Excuse Me While I Teach Your Child, But First I Must…
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December 26, 2018List: Sensible Hairstyles for Women Over 50
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December 24, 2018List: It’s a Wonderful Life: Top Nine Fan Theories
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December 21, 2018List: Classic Christmas Stories, Updated for Late-Stage Capitalism
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December 19, 2018List: Materials I’d Rather Be Than “Wife Material”
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December 14, 2018List: Oprah’s Favorite Things, Unedited
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December 13, 2018List: Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches
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December 12, 2018List: Men Who Have Never Read Books by Women Blurb Books by Women
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December 11, 2018List: Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties
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December 10, 2018List: A Selected Pathology of People Who Ask Questions at “In Conversation With” Events
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March 5, 2019I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left
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April 17, 2017List: A Short Description of Cultural Appropriation for Non-Believers
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding