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May 21, 2024Upsetting Social Media Ads for Mobile Games
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May 14, 2024Things I Would Never Know If I Didn’t Have a Seven-Year-Old
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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May 6, 2024Scout Badges for the Middle-Aged
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May 2, 2024Days of the Week, Redefined for Parents
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April 24, 2024Comic Book Onomatopoeia and Their Real-World Counterparts
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April 23, 2024Life Lessons and Dating Advice I Learned from Jigsaw Puzzles
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April 19, 2024Other Things That Could Be Called The Tortured Poets Department
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April 18, 2024Writer Math
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April 17, 2024What I Thought My Life Would Be Like After Decanting All My Spices into Mason Jars
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April 15, 2024Famous Literary Quotes About Love Rewritten by a Woman Whose Friends Are All Getting Married and Having Children While She Is Taking an Introduction to Ceramics Class
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April 12, 2024Arizona Law from 1864, Law from Middle-earth, or Anti-Crime Code of Mega-City One from Judge Dredd?
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 18, 2024I’m a Guardrail, and I Don’t Know What the Fuck You People Want from Me
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores
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November 29, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Signs