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December 13, 2021We Feel You Have Not Been Sufficiently Notified of Our School’s Early Dismissal on Friday
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December 10, 2021A Romance Novelist Desperately Tries to Romanticize Midwestern Winter
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December 9, 2021Famous Male Writers Text “U Up?”
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December 1, 2021How to Get a Writing Job in Hollywood According to My Parents
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November 29, 2021Betting Guide: Narrative Conflict Edition
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November 23, 2021Traditions for Your Special Thanksgiving Day
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November 19, 2021Here Are Ten Facts About International Men’s Day, As I Solemnly Walk into the Ocean
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November 17, 2021Poets and Scholars Eat on Zoom
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November 11, 2021Latin Mottoes for the University of Austin
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November 2, 2021Are You Listening to a True Crime Podcast or Floundering at the Automated Supermarket Checkout?
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November 1, 2021Ten Albums to Listen to Before You Die Tomorrow
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October 28, 2021Sexy Halloween Costume Ideas for Straight Men
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You