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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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August 13, 2018List: Major English Poets, Evaluated By Whether or Not They Fucked
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August 9, 2018List: Applying Bible Verses About Discipline to My Two-Year-Old, Who Only Cares About Watching Daniel Tiger
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August 7, 2018List: Pret A Manger’s Menu: Tragic Equivalences
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August 6, 2018List: I Like My Men Like I Like My… (Trending Topics Edition)
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August 3, 2018List: To Every Male Author Who Has Ever Said Writing a Book Was Like Having a Baby, Then Laughed at What a Clever Comparison It Was
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August 2, 2018List: I’m a Male Uber Driver and I have 46 Questions I Use to Get My Female Passengers to Stop Ignoring Me So I Can Hit On Them
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July 31, 2018List: Silicon Valley Startup or Plague-Ridden Feudal Business?
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July 30, 2018List: Our Reviews of Men or Real Amazon.com Reviews of Jar Openers?
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July 27, 2018List: 9 Ways to Avoid Disclosing That You’re From Chevy Chase, Shaker Heights, Darien, or Scarsdale
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July 25, 2018List: What Your Favorite Ben & Jerry’s Flavor Says About You
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July 24, 2018List: My Summer Body: The Reveal
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 31, 2018Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds
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November 14, 2018The Cult of Ina Garten
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November 14, 2018List: Google Translate for My Asian Parents
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November 14, 2018Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs Revised for Modern Civilization