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December 5, 2023What It Means When a Woman Says She Is “Sex Positive,” According to Brian from Hinge
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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November 28, 2023Realistic Cold-Weather Clothing Options for Tweens
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November 27, 2023Items Your Local HomeGoods Insists You Need This Holiday
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November 20, 2023Popular Dystopian Fiction If It Were Describing 2023
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November 17, 2023Martin Luther in the West Village: The Twenty-Five Theses
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November 16, 2023Nutritious Additions to Our Elementary School Lunch Menu That Are Definitely Not Just More Pizza
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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November 9, 2023This Week’s Punctuation Power Rankings
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November 6, 2023Physics for Toddlers
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November 2, 2023Reasons Your Landlord Is Keeping Your Security Deposit
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October 20, 2023Eleven Things You Will Never Hear an American Say on House Hunters International
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner
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October 31, 2024How to Burn Off Halloween Candy Calories: 2024 Election Edition
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October 31, 2024270 Reasons: Because If You Don’t Want to Live in The Handmaid’s Tale, You Really Need to Vote Harris-Walz
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October 31, 2024I’m Voting for Trump Because of the Things He Says He’ll Do, Which I Don’t Actually Believe He’ll Do