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July 2, 2024Supreme Court–Approved Ways to Celebrate the Fourth of July
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June 27, 2024Pavement Lyrics or Trump Cognitive Glitch?
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June 26, 2024The 2024 Presidential Debate Drinking Game
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June 21, 2024You Really Want to Start Skateboarding in Your Midthirties? Here Are Five Picks for Relaxing Outdoor Chairs Instead
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June 20, 2024Concerning Local News Weather Team Promos
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June 18, 2024Tomorrow’s Itinerary for the Geese in My Apartment Complex
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June 14, 2024Trolley Problem Variations for Dads
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June 13, 2024Dad Jokes Ruined by Gentle Parenting
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June 13, 2024An OSHA Workplace Safety Checklist as Designed by Me, a Child Asked to Hold the Flashlight for My Father
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June 12, 2024Things to do in a Hotel Room After Your Child Falls Asleep at 7:30 p.m.
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May 29, 2024Reasons Why Tort Lawyers Hate Me
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May 21, 2024Upsetting Social Media Ads for Mobile Games
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy
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May 6, 2025Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes