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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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December 23, 2022Attending a New Year’s Eve Party or Getting a Mammogram?
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December 16, 2022Eight Nights of ASMR Triggers for Hanukkah
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December 14, 2022When “They Died Doing What They Loved” Was Unfortunately True
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December 13, 2022Every Reese Witherspoon Movie Is Superior to The Godfather
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December 9, 2022Staying at a White Lotus Resort or Getting a PhD in English?
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December 8, 2022How to Tell Whether Someone Is Liberal or Conservative
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December 7, 2022Middle School Party Games, Revised for Thirty-Five-Year-Olds
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December 2, 2022Are You Decorating for the Holidays with Children, or Playing the Lead in a Heist Movie?
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November 15, 2022Fifteen Ways to Share Your Joke After Twitter Implodes
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November 7, 2022Are You Watching Election Night Coverage or Preparing for a Colonoscopy?
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November 3, 2022What the Hell Else Has to Happen for You to Get Off Your Butt and Vote?
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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December 7, 2023Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew
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December 11, 2023We Are Wirecutter, and Last Winter We Sent Eighty-Six Reporters to Test Fifteen Hundred Artificial Christmas Trees. Twelve Haven’t Returned
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December 11, 2023Hungover Bear and Friends: Dream Big
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December 11, 2023Everything a Barber Could Do During a Haircut Before I Speak Up
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December 8, 2023Inflation Is High, So I’m Voting for Gork the Merciless