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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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August 13, 2018List: Major English Poets, Evaluated By Whether or Not They Fucked
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August 9, 2018List: Applying Bible Verses About Discipline to My Two-Year-Old, Who Only Cares About Watching Daniel Tiger
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August 7, 2018List: Pret A Manger’s Menu: Tragic Equivalences
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August 6, 2018List: I Like My Men Like I Like My… (Trending Topics Edition)
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August 3, 2018List: To Every Male Author Who Has Ever Said Writing a Book Was Like Having a Baby, Then Laughed at What a Clever Comparison It Was
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August 2, 2018List: I’m a Male Uber Driver and I have 46 Questions I Use to Get My Female Passengers to Stop Ignoring Me So I Can Hit On Them
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July 31, 2018List: Silicon Valley Startup or Plague-Ridden Feudal Business?
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July 30, 2018List: Our Reviews of Men or Real Amazon.com Reviews of Jar Openers?
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July 27, 2018List: 9 Ways to Avoid Disclosing That You’re From Chevy Chase, Shaker Heights, Darien, or Scarsdale
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July 25, 2018List: What Your Favorite Ben & Jerry’s Flavor Says About You
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 22, 2018Monologue: Hi, I’m the Lone Woman of Color in Your Book Club
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October 22, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Avoid the I Word
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October 22, 2018Adam and Eve Go Apple Picking
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value