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January 2, 2020Things I Should Talk to My Therapist About Vs. Things I Do Talk to My Therapist About
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December 20, 2019A Holiday Guide to Weeping Pillows
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December 20, 2019Holiday Letters from Legends of Greek Mythology
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December 19, 2019King Herod’s Holiday Tweetstorm
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December 17, 2019Sexy Bedtime Talk for Grown-Ass Adults
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December 13, 2019Christmas Presents For Adjunct Professors
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December 12, 2019The Only Possible Poems
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December 11, 2019How I Describe Progressive Issues I Support When Visiting My Republican Family for the Holidays
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December 10, 2019I Was Recently Hired to Analyze Diversity At a Business. Here Are the Names of People I Have Met So Far
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December 9, 2019The Art of War, For Toddlers
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December 6, 2019Memory Tricks for My Medications, or Why My Pharmacist Hates Me
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December 5, 2019Ten Questions to Ask Someone Instead of “When Are You Going to Have a Baby?”
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