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September 27, 2022Ineffective Emotional Monologues Deleted from Three Movies
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September 16, 2022Our Bar’s Nonalcoholic Drink Options
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September 15, 2022Title to a Modern Art Exhibit or Text from One of My Parents Where the History of Autocorrection Is Unclear?
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September 2, 2022How to Determine Whether It’s Labor Day or Memorial Day
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August 29, 2022Famously Misheard Lyrics Americans Must Get Right
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August 25, 2022What Your Drama Club Musical Says About Your Director
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August 18, 2022“Just Do This and Ten Thousand Other Things”: A Teacher’s Back-to-School Lament
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August 12, 2022Bruce Springsteen Lyrics That Hit Differently as I Age
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August 3, 2022Financial Lessons from the Musical Rent
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August 2, 2022Protagonists of ’00s Songs: Where Are They Now?
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July 26, 2022James Bond Quotes, If He Were a Karen
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July 25, 2022Reasons for My Résumé Gap More Reassuring to Employers Than Being a Stay-at-Home Dad
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?
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February 3, 2023I’m the Kid from The Red Balloon, and That Thing Over Montana Is Not from China
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February 2, 2023Two People Who Don’t Have Cable TV Talk About How They Don’t Have Cable TV, and How Great That Makes Them