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February 8, 2021Twelve Writing Prompts to Help You Finally Quit Writing
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February 5, 2021Classic Defenses of Classic Literature
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February 4, 2021Our New Vaccine Distribution Plan Is Based on Your Relationship with Pink Floyd
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February 3, 2021Drake Songs or 16th-Century Lutenist John Dowland Parlor Bops with Which to Court Your Desired After This Foul Plague Hath Passed?
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February 2, 2021Basic Math Rules That Do Not Apply to Real Life
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February 1, 2021Five Signs Your Fiddle-Leaf Fig Plant Is Actually Yen-Lo-Wang, the Chinese God of Death
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January 27, 2021AITAs for Parents of Young Children
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January 26, 2021How to Potty Train Your Child If a Basilisk Lives in Your Toilet
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January 25, 2021An Applicant’s Guide to Student Culture at American Universities
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January 22, 2021Eight Famous Poems Rewritten by Your Asshole Cat
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January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency
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January 15, 2021New Irregular Verb Conjugations
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 5, 2021Brood X or Gen X?
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April 13, 2021William Carlos Williams Tries to Reach His Word Count
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April 12, 2021Classic Video Games for Adjunct Professors
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April 12, 2021I’m Selling the Very Sentence You’re Reading as a Non-Fungible Token
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April 12, 2021Son, It’s Time You Learned About Sex by Discussing David Bowie’s Huge Bulge in Labyrinth