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April 21, 2021A Tribute’s First Day of the Hunger Games or a Teacher’s First Day of School Reopening?
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April 20, 2021Writing Prompts from a Teacher Trying to Get Her Class to Reveal Where They Hid Her Keys
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April 19, 2021Alternative Teaching Modalities in Hell
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April 16, 2021Classic Plays as Spam Emails
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April 15, 2021Decorative Wine Mom Signs to Promote the Vaccine
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April 14, 2021Would-You-Rathers for Parents Deciding Whether or Not to Send Their Kids Back to In-Person School
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April 13, 2021Signs Your Genetic Predisposition to Addiction Has Manifested in Crafting, Specifically in Obsessive Visits to Michaels
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April 12, 2021Classic Video Games for Adjunct Professors
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 8, 2021Middle-Aged Skateboarding Maneuvers
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April 7, 2021Beer Is Proof
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April 6, 2021Is Your Child Practicing the Recorder, or Are Winged Harpies from the Seventh Circle of Hell Tormenting You from Within Your Own Home?
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July 13, 2021Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore
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July 14, 2021Dear HR: What Skin Color Emoji Am I Supposed to Use?
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July 12, 2021I Am an Alien Ambassador and I Only Wish to Speak to Your Richest Human
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July 22, 2021The European Men’s Beach Volleyball Disciplinary Commission Defends Its Banana Hammock Rule
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July 26, 2021You Think Delta Airlines and Corona Beer Have It Bad? My Laundromat Is Named “Horrible Debilitating Murder Disease”
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July 26, 2021The Worst They Can Say Is No
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July 23, 2021Summer in New York in an Increasingly Hot Climate Is Not a Good Enough Reason to Bare Your Shoulders in Public
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July 23, 2021Six Ways You Have Utterly Failed Your Child, According to a Pediatric Dentist