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September 16, 2019Five Reasons to Stop Whatever You’re Doing and Write a Dystopian Feminist Novel
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September 13, 2019Overheard In Star Wars or In a Faculty Meeting?
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September 12, 201916 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 11, 2019Things My Spin Instructor Said That Made Me Cry
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September 10, 2019I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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September 9, 2019Famous Movies Rewritten For Parents of Young Children On Their First Date Night Since Their Youngest Child Entered the Four-Month Sleep Regression
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September 6, 2019More Accurate Baby Shower Games
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September 6, 2019Honest Academic Job Postings
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September 5, 2019Famous Opening Lines Rewritten for Back-to-School Time
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September 4, 2019Tribute Bands for Conspiracy Theorists
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September 3, 2019Household Preparation for Empty Nesters Ready to Engage In Nonstop Sex
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August 30, 2019More Honest Latin Mottoes For Your Overrated University
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