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July 24, 2020Major League Baseball Nicknames, Trump Political Insults, or Both?
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July 22, 2020Generational Stereotypes for the Next Millennium
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July 21, 2020Female Character Written by Hemingway or My New Houseplant?
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July 17, 2020Captions to Use on Baby’s First Instagram After a Heinously Long Fertility Journey
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July 15, 2020Famous TV Shows as Perceived By a Person of Color
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July 14, 2020Mom Hair Through the Ages
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July 14, 2020Every Question I Asked My Parents While Doing My Taxes
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July 13, 2020We Are Hastily Reopening Disney World in the Middle of a Pandemic with This New Set of Safety Measures
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July 10, 2020Security Questions for Academics Approaching the Fall 2020 Semester
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July 10, 2020Jury Deliberations In a Highly Contentious Murder Trial or Potty Training a Toddler?
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July 9, 2020Foolproof Safety Tips for Teachers Returning to the Classroom
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July 8, 2020Quarantine Protest Signs from the Black Death
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 14, 2020I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)
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