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October 21, 2020Campaign Strategies For Getting Out the Cryptid Vote
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October 20, 2020“Just Do This”: Tips for Teaching Hybrid Learning
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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October 19, 2020The Hallmark Channel’s Countdown to the Election
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October 16, 2020Nine Scenes From the Recently Discovered Cut of Flubber Where Flubber Has Bones
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October 14, 2020Donald Trump or E.E. Cummings?
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October 12, 2020The Radical Differences Between Canadian and American Thanksgiving
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October 9, 2020The 52 Stages of Insomnia
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October 8, 2020Scary Costume Ideas for Halloween 2020
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October 7, 2020How to Pronounce My Name, According to People I’ve Known
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October 6, 2020Google Calendar Updates for Parents of Remote Learners
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October 6, 2020How to Ensure Your Mail-In Ballot Gets Counted
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 20, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056
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January 21, 2021I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule