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November 28, 2023Realistic Cold-Weather Clothing Options for Tweens
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November 27, 2023Items Your Local HomeGoods Insists You Need This Holiday
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November 20, 2023Popular Dystopian Fiction If It Were Describing 2023
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November 17, 2023Martin Luther in the West Village: The Twenty-Five Theses
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November 16, 2023Nutritious Additions to Our Elementary School Lunch Menu That Are Definitely Not Just More Pizza
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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November 9, 2023This Week’s Punctuation Power Rankings
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November 6, 2023Physics for Toddlers
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November 2, 2023Reasons Your Landlord Is Keeping Your Security Deposit
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October 20, 2023Eleven Things You Will Never Hear an American Say on House Hunters International
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October 18, 2023Rom-Com Titles That Also Work for Horror Movies
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October 12, 2023Bonnie Raitt or a Paranoid Recluse Talking to His Cat?
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian