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Lists
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February 15, 2019List: Six Reasons Why You Should Vote for Me, Old White Man Corpse, in 2020
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February 14, 2019List: New Love Languages
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February 14, 2019List: Romantic Tips to Help Spice Things Up for Couples With Four Children and Two Full-Time Jobs
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February 12, 2019List: Riddles for Soon-to-Graduate College Students
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February 11, 2019List: 8 Tips for Electing the First Woman President
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February 11, 2019List: An Introvert’s Patch Notes for Society
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February 8, 2019List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious
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February 7, 2019List: The Nine Circles of Social Awkwardness Hell
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February 6, 2019List: Please Listen Carefully, Because Our Menu Options Have Changed and Are Also a Hellish, Kafkaesque Experiment Developed to Test the Effects of Psychological Warfare
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February 5, 2019List: A Grant Application for Artists With Children
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February 4, 2019List: President Trump’s Special Guests For His 2019 State of the Union Address
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February 1, 2019List: QUIZ: Are You a Freelancer or a Running Back in the NFL?
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell