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April 15, 2024Famous Literary Quotes About Love Rewritten by a Woman Whose Friends Are All Getting Married and Having Children While She Is Taking an Introduction to Ceramics Class
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April 12, 2024Arizona Law from 1864, Law from Middle-earth, or Anti-Crime Code of Mega-City One from Judge Dredd?
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April 10, 2024Character in a Dystopian YA Novel or Homeopathic Remedy My Mom Gave Me That Didn’t Fucking Work?
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April 8, 2024Words of Wisdom Written on Tea Bags by a People Pleaser (Totally Okay If You Don’t Read Them)
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April 4, 2024Parents’ Most Common Stress-Induced Recurring Nightmares About Spirit Week
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 28, 2024Decreasingly Impressive Reasons for Someone to Throw Out a Ceremonial First Pitch
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March 22, 2024What Your Favorite Stephen Sondheim Song Says About You, Act II
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March 22, 2024The Wong-Baker Pain Rating Scale Adjusted for Ghostbusting
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March 18, 2024Phrases for Hiring Committees to Use Instead of “We’re a Family”
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March 11, 2024What Your Favorite Christopher Nolan Film Says About You
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February 29, 2024When a Recipe Says It’s “Quick and Easy”