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December 14, 2018List: Oprah’s Favorite Things, Unedited
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December 13, 2018List: Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches
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December 12, 2018List: Men Who Have Never Read Books by Women Blurb Books by Women
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December 11, 2018List: Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties
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December 10, 2018List: A Selected Pathology of People Who Ask Questions at “In Conversation With” Events
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December 7, 2018List: Famous Authors’ ASMR Props
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December 6, 2018List: Tilda Swinton’s Christmas Coupons
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December 5, 2018List: What Your Favorite ’90s Cartoon Says About You
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December 4, 2018List: Everything You Need to Know About Marriage, You Can Learn by Listening to Me Yell at My Kids On the Playground
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November 30, 2018List: Font Review or a Critique of My Recent Performance as a Lover?
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November 27, 2018List: 13 YouTube Influencers You Should Know
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November 26, 2018List: An Artist Takes Her Alumni Career Survey
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe