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Lists
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April 11, 2019List: Writers’ Fortunes for a Cootie Catcher
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April 9, 2019List: Witch Interrogation Guide/Perimenopause Quiz
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April 8, 2019List: How to Show Everyone in This Art Museum You Really Fucking Appreciate This Painting
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April 5, 2019List: Description of My 2003 Honda CR-V or My 35-Year-Old Body?
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April 4, 2019List: How to Help Your Co-worker Implement the Idea He Stole From You
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April 3, 2019List: Responses to the Question, “Why Didn’t You Ever Have Kids?”
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April 3, 2019List: Grimm’s Fairy Tale, Zen Koan, or Academic Job Market Advice?
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April 2, 2019List: My Concerns About Eating Food Off the Floor Have Changed With Each Subsequent Child and Religious Conversion
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April 1, 2019List: #AWP19 By the Numbers
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March 29, 2019List: Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals
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March 28, 2019List: Things I Wish My Therapist Would Say to Me But She Never Does
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March 27, 2019List: Movies As I See Them
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776