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May 22, 2018List: Jordan Peterson’s Now That’s What I Call Music!
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May 21, 2018List: Things Republicans Have Blamed for School Shootings or a Top-200 Subreddit?
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May 21, 2018List: Job Interview Questions for Token Asian Male Characters in TV and Film
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May 18, 2018List: Horror Movie Reboots for Middle Age
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May 17, 2018List: Six Things I Say to Distract the Doormen of Buildings I Want to Pee In
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May 17, 2018List: How Little League Baseball Turns Dads Into Assholes: A Mathematical Equation
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May 16, 2018List: Incredible (Non-Basketball) Facts About “Playoff LeBron”
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May 15, 2018List: Ten Things My Ex-Boyfriend Explained to Me When I Forgot That He is a “Woke” Cisgender White Male Who Has Definitely Checked His Privilege
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May 14, 2018List: Notes White House Aides Have Placed in Trump’s Briefing Books, or Inspirational Quotes from Dove Promises Chocolate Wrappers?
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May 10, 2018List: More Literary Pet Names Using Puns Unworthy of Their Namesakes
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May 9, 2018List: Quotes from Apocalypse Now or Thoughts I’ve Had as a Teacher During a Parent Conference?
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May 8, 2018Top Millennial Injuries Reported at Urgent Care Facilities
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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August 21, 2018The First Paragraphs of “It Girl” Articles Throughout History
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August 21, 2018List: Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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August 21, 2018I Am the Universe, and Humans Are Correctly Interpreting My Signs
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August 21, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Hagrid Figurine