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March 28, 2024Decreasingly Impressive Reasons for Someone to Throw Out a Ceremonial First Pitch
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March 22, 2024What Your Favorite Stephen Sondheim Song Says About You, Act II
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March 22, 2024The Wong-Baker Pain Rating Scale Adjusted for Ghostbusting
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March 18, 2024Phrases for Hiring Committees to Use Instead of “We’re a Family”
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March 11, 2024What Your Favorite Christopher Nolan Film Says About You
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February 29, 2024When a Recipe Says It’s “Quick and Easy”
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February 26, 2024Suggestions for Rebooting the Marvel Cinematic Universe from Farmer, Essayist, and Poet Wendell Berry
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February 21, 2024Morrissey or Trump?
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February 19, 2024If Presidents Had Real Housewives–Style Catchphrases
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February 16, 2024Going to Graduate School or Making a TikTok?
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February 14, 2024Ten Things to Say at Your Next Meeting Instead of “To Piggyback off Your Idea”
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February 13, 2024Cormac McCarthy’s Valentine’s Day Candy Hearts
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