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Upcoming Urban Outfitters’ Books
by Megan Amram (6/9/2011)

Initial Pop Offerings
by Sloan Schang (6/9/2011)

Lesser Nobility
by Matthew Charles Donald (5/12/2011)

Roles I Imagine I am Auditioning for When I Shop at Whole Foods
by Sloan Schang (5/12/2011)

Compliments Given to Me After a Comedy Show Where I Bombed For 45 Minutes Straight
by Doogie Horner (5/12/2011)

Positions Found in The Kama Sutra for Midwesterners
by Pete Reynolds (4/29/2011)

April Fools’ Day Pranks to Play On a 20-Something Male Who Still Lives at Home With His Parents
by Walter Carson (3/31/2011)

If the Beach Boys Had Lived in Great Britain
by Caspar Salmon (3/31/2011)

Less Popular Olan Mills Portrait Studio Backgrounds
by Sloan Schang (3/31/2011)

Gaius Julius CaesarStone™ Introduces the Roman Patriot Collection: New Countertop Colors for Spring 49 BC
by Kate Hahn (3/17/2011)

Tips for Your Mommy Blog
by Katherine Gehan (3/17/2011)

What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You, Part Two
by John Peck (3/17/2011)

Your Place in the Social Security Number-Based Caste System of the Future
by D.J. Buckmaster (3/10/2011)

Rubber Stamps I Wish I Had for Grading Freshman Composition Papers
by Katherine Perry (3/10/2011)

A Series of Haiku from a Shift at Starbucks
by Thierry Comte (3/10/2011)

Intramural Basketball Names for English Majors
by Alex Watt (3/3/2011)

I’ve Been Told My LOLCat Captions Are Too Wordy
by Laura Pearlman (3/3/2011)

Major Points in a Handwriting Analysis of Bigfoot’s Signature
by Ben Greenman (3/3/2011)

Kenny Logg-ins
by Tim Wassler (2/24/2011)

Taglines for The Social Network Knock-Offs
by Jackson Grant (2/24/2011)

What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You
by John Peck (2/24/2011)

Reasons Not to Think Outside the Box
by Michael Rodman (2/17/2011)

Important Instructions for the Babysitters of White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Children
by Coleman Larkin (2/17/2011)

Growing Up, Our Neighbor Never Called Her Grandmother “Grandma.”
by Dan Kennedy (2/17/2011)

Ingredients in Tostitos Hint of Lime Chips
by Sarah Garb (2/3/2011)

Place I’ve Cried or Place Ludacris Claims He Had Sex in His Song “What’s Your Fantasy”?
by Anna Breslaw (2/3/2011)

Groupon Deals for My Friends
by Cara Gillotti (1/27/2011)

State of the Union
by Ben Greenman (1/25/2011)

Your Newborn’s Cries Decoded: A Guide for Manhattanites
by Jay Welch (1/20/2011)

Literary Symbols I Fear I Overuse
by Karl Pichotta (1/20/2011)

TED Talks Throughout History
by John Cafiero (1/20/2011)

Settlers of Catanlifornia
by Brian Garrison (1/13/2011)

Continued Problems With Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
by Marco Kaye (1/13/2011)

Other Guesses for That’s Why They Call It Blues
by Amy Brady (1/13/2011)

Things I Have Needed to Google While Writing Poems to Turn In to My MFA Workshop
by Daniela Olszewska (1/6/2011)

HGTV Program Or Film About Human Trafficking?
by David Harnden-Warwick (1/6/2011)

Modest Alternatives to “Fuck Me Boots.”
by Jimmy Chen (1/6/2011)

My Tenure as Holiday Party Planner Was Long, Controversial, and Will Be Ultimately Vindicated by History
by Edward Fairchild and Jake Swearingen (12/23/2010)

Surprising Things Mr. Potter Did With the $8000 Uncle Billy Lost
by Dave Coulter (12/23/2010)

The Ultimate Gift Guide for Tea Partiers of All Ages
by Greg Garcia, Kate Micucci, Lucas Neff, Martha Plimpton and Shannon Woodward (12/16/2010)

Revelations from Wicked Leaks Plumbing, Inc. of Medford, Massachusetts
by Joe McGonegal (12/16/2010)

Phrases I Use to Practice My Katharine Hepburn Impression
by Anna Marquardt (12/16/2010)

Quote from a 2010 Brett Favre Post-Game Interview, or Last Words of a Dying Celebrity?
by Robert Seulowitz (12/9/2010)

The Jazz Vocal Institute’s Glossary of Scat Syllables (Z)
by Gary Lucy (12/9/2010)

Suggested Caveats for Standard Wedding Vows
by Rachel Bachman (12/9/2010)

Surprising Index Entries from Sarah Palin’s New Book America By Heart
by David Harnden-Warwick (12/2/2010)

Continuity Errors and Other Mistakes in the Film Eat Pray Love
by Austin Sidley (12/2/2010)

Jehovah or J-Hova?
by Joe Aguilar and Kate McIntyre (12/2/2010)

Hemingway’s Blonde Jokes
by Chris Riebschlager (11/18/2010)

OC/DC Lyrics
by Josh Fischel (11/18/2010)

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