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October 24, 2022Truly Terrifying Things to See in a Haunted House
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October 20, 2022Quiz: Should You Quit Teaching or Do You Just Need a Nap?
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October 18, 2022What Your Favorite NBA Big Man Says about You
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October 17, 2022Kafka’s Football Playbook
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October 13, 2022Nextdoor App or Stanford Prison Experiment?
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October 11, 2022How to Apply “No-Makeup” Makeup: A Guide for Mature Women
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October 7, 2022How to Properly Celebrate Columbus Day
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October 6, 2022Modes of Transportation I Trust More Than Tesla’s Self-Driving Cars
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October 5, 2022Innovative Ways the Healthcare Industry Keeps You Healthy
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October 3, 2022Alternatives to Asking Your Teacher Friends “How’s School Going?”
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September 30, 2022Spotted Lanternflies or the Misguided Dreams of My Youth?
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September 28, 2022Let Guided by Voices Title Your Masters Thesis
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian