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July 22, 2022Foolproof Alternatives to Banned Birth Control
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July 21, 2022Hemingway Updated for the Post-Roe Generation
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July 20, 2022Reasons My Kid’s Barbie Is Increasingly Relatable as I Approach Middle Age
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July 19, 2022The Count from Sesame Street Lists All the Ways You Failed Your Toddler Today
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July 18, 2022Emily Dickinson Poem or an Early Aughts Emo Lyric?
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July 7, 2022My Forties in Internet Headlines
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June 29, 2022First Drafts of Classic Movie Quotes
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June 22, 2022Is It Your First Summer After College or Did Your Toddler Just Become Eligible for the COVID-19 Vaccine?
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June 16, 2022How to Give Directions Like My Dad
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June 14, 2022Increasingly Difficult Situations to Catch a Foul Ball in the Stands
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June 8, 2022Proverbs for Introverts
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June 1, 2022Honest Instructions for Your At-Home Bikini Wax
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian