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August 25, 2022What Your Drama Club Musical Says About Your Director
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August 18, 2022“Just Do This and Ten Thousand Other Things”: A Teacher’s Back-to-School Lament
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August 12, 2022Bruce Springsteen Lyrics That Hit Differently as I Age
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August 3, 2022Financial Lessons from the Musical Rent
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August 2, 2022Protagonists of ’00s Songs: Where Are They Now?
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July 26, 2022James Bond Quotes, If He Were a Karen
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July 25, 2022Reasons for My Résumé Gap More Reassuring to Employers Than Being a Stay-at-Home Dad
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July 22, 2022Foolproof Alternatives to Banned Birth Control
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July 21, 2022Hemingway Updated for the Post-Roe Generation
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July 20, 2022Reasons My Kid’s Barbie Is Increasingly Relatable as I Approach Middle Age
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July 19, 2022The Count from Sesame Street Lists All the Ways You Failed Your Toddler Today
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July 18, 2022Emily Dickinson Poem or an Early Aughts Emo Lyric?
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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January 14, 2025Who Better to Address Sexual Assault in the Military Than a Man Who Has Been Accused of Sexual Assault?
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January 14, 2025Mark Zuckerberg Makes Meta More Masculine
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