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April 19, 2022Thirteen Ways of Looking at Blackboard
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April 15, 2022Modern-Day Passover Plagues
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April 14, 2022New Reservation Rules for the Restaurant That Hosted the Last Supper
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April 14, 2022Stream These Chilling Business Documentaries Now
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April 7, 2022Greek Tragedies as Teen Movies
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April 5, 2022Famous Authors on Roller Coasters
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March 30, 2022Cry, You Unworthy Tenderfoot, Upon Learning These Seven Unforgiving Rules of Pickleball
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March 24, 2022Canned Responses to Annoying Comments Made to Pregnant People
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March 23, 2022Apply for This Apartment in Thirty-One Easy Steps
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March 22, 2022First Drafts of the Greatest Opening Sentences in Literature
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March 15, 2022What I Assume Owning a Home Is Like
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March 8, 2022Unresolved Questions I Have for Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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September 13, 2024Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant