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August 25, 2022What Your Drama Club Musical Says About Your Director
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August 18, 2022“Just Do This and Ten Thousand Other Things”: A Teacher’s Back-to-School Lament
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August 12, 2022Bruce Springsteen Lyrics That Hit Differently as I Age
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August 3, 2022Financial Lessons from the Musical Rent
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August 2, 2022Protagonists of ’00s Songs: Where Are They Now?
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July 26, 2022James Bond Quotes, If He Were a Karen
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July 25, 2022Reasons for My Résumé Gap More Reassuring to Employers Than Being a Stay-at-Home Dad
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July 22, 2022Foolproof Alternatives to Banned Birth Control
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July 21, 2022Hemingway Updated for the Post-Roe Generation
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July 20, 2022Reasons My Kid’s Barbie Is Increasingly Relatable as I Approach Middle Age
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July 19, 2022The Count from Sesame Street Lists All the Ways You Failed Your Toddler Today
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July 18, 2022Emily Dickinson Poem or an Early Aughts Emo Lyric?
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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