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New Criticism Literary Theory Book Title or Self-Aggrandizing Male Genital Nickname?
by Daniel Nester (8/13/2010)

More Herman Melville College Metaphors
by Marco Kaye (8/13/2010)

When Push Comes to Shove
by Tim Cahill (7/29/2010)

Were a Talking Pull-String Doll Ever to Be Made in My Likeness, Here Are Some Facts it Might Impart
by Ryan Robinson (7/29/2010)

Ten Reasons We’re Not Going to Grad School
by Jill Marcellus and Sara Horvath (7/29/2010)

Men’s Cologne or Members of Brazil’s 2010 World Cup Team?
by Antonio Jocson (7/1/2010)

Songs From Rise Up Screaming, The Post-Zombie Apocalypse Group Singing Songbook
by Barry Harkin and Julia Kingrey (7/1/2010)

Literary Theory Arts & Crafts
by Logan Scherer (7/1/2010)

Possible Reasons Why There is a Bird in This Whole Foods Dining Area
by Hallie Cantor (7/1/2010)

Actual Descriptions of Lara Croft from the Scholarly Book Video Games: A Popular Culture Phenomenon, by Arthur Asa Berger
by Stephen Bates (7/1/2010)

Televangelist or Dental Product?
by Mike Harding (6/24/2010)

Passive-Aggressive Driving
by Chris Wang (6/24/2010)

Selected Chapter Titles from Superb Virility of Manhood: Giving the Causes and Simple Home Methods of Curing the Weaknesses of Men, by Bernarr Macfadden, Physical Culture Publishing Company, New York, 1904
by Michael Spinelli (6/24/2010)

Conference Realignment
by Walter Carson (6/17/2010)

Indian Punk Rock Anthems
by Pravasan Pillay (6/17/2010)

Nine Reasons Why Children Will Always Be Enthralled By Such Comfort Books as Mommy Mine
by Kyle Minor (6/17/2010)

Profile of Two People Who Held My Jobs Before Me
by Liz Coen (6/16/2010)

Sleater-Kinney Album Titles That Also Tell the Story of an Ill-Fated Rock Climbing Expedition
by Seth D. Michaels (6/10/2010)

Rap Lyrics of the (17)90’s
by Chloe Filson (6/10/2010)

Signs You Made a Poor Choice in Picking Up a Hitchhiker
by Eric Martin (6/6/2010)

Great Literature Retitled to Boost Website Traffic
by Mike Lacher (5/27/2010)

Names for a New Las Vegas Casino That Carry On the Grand Tradition of New York, New York and Circus, Circus
by Scott Rothman (5/27/2010)

Comfort Food Menu from the Emotional Café
by Eliabeth Rawlins and Timothy Gager (5/20/2010)

Least Popular Prom Themes
by Kevin Evers (5/20/2010)

Urban Legends
by Alex Schmidt (5/20/2010)

Senior Pranks
by Alex Watt (5/20/2010)

The 7 Habits of Effectively High People
by J. Alex Boyd and Jonathan Baude (5/13/2010)

Standardized Test Learning Objectives
by Harlan Stewart (5/13/2010)

“NO FEAR” T-Shirts Based on Board Games
by Katie Gutteridge and Michael Hingston (5/13/2010)

U.S. Senator or Hobbit?
by Abe Kemmis (5/6/2010)

Formatting Terms That Could Also Be Action Films Starring Steven Seagal
by Mary-Margaret Wheeler-Weber (5/6/2010)

Musician Update
by Jimmy Chen (5/6/2010)

The First Three Entries from the Journal of Charles Hupperton — Inventor of Time Travel
by Jason Greene (4/29/2010)

What Our Attendees Say About Our Animal Carcass Rendering Seminars
by Thomas Gabriele Busillo (4/29/2010)

Popular Twenty-First Century Dwarf Names
by Adam Purple (4/29/2010)

Food Brought to a Sex Addiction Group Therapy Potluck
by Eric Martin (4/22/2010)

Questions Begged by the Banner in My College’s Admissions Office: “Where Great Futures Begin!!”
by Ben Mesirow (4/22/2010)

My Family’s Trending Topics
by Todd Wasserman (4/22/2010)

Headlines from My High School Newspaper
by Shaj Mathew (4/15/2010)

Names of Pick-Up Artists’ Hats
by Brendon Lloyd (4/15/2010)

Death Metal Lyric or William Blake Quote?
by Eli Petzold (4/15/2010)

Name, Lifespan, and Manner of Death of the Clawed African Aquatic Frogs (Xenopus Laevis) That I Have Owned
by Cornelia Ann Bailey (4/12/2010)

Eco-Friendly Alternatives to Running Water in the Bathroom So Your New Boyfriend Doesn’t Hear You
by Katie Sticca (4/8/2010)

Bronze-Age Memes
by Pravasan Pillay (4/8/2010)

Terms Used By the Sommelier That Indicate You Should Order a Salad
by Elena Degnan (4/8/2010)

7 Things Mario Games Have in Common With the Bible
by Jake Ardoin (4/1/2010)

William Faulkner’s Favorite April Fool’s Day Pranks
by Julia McCloy (4/1/2010)

Diet & Fitness Books of the Bible
by Laurence Hughes (4/1/2010)

Hemingway Novel Character or Match Game PM Star?
by Kevin Lauderdale (3/25/2010)

Other Things On My List Besides Your Kiss
by Sarah Schmelling (3/25/2010)

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