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Metal Band or Collective Noun?
by Samantha King (11/10/2010)

Visual Representations of Sexual Congress, from Classiest to Crassest
by Rick Paulas (11/10/2010)

Metacritic Throughout History
by Ben Greenman (11/10/2010)

The Tea Party Agenda
by Joseph S. Pete (11/4/2010)

Other Types of Remorse
by Ainsley Drew (11/4/2010)

Endings of Martin Scorsese Films
by Adam Rothbarth (11/4/2010)

Other Political Parties Inspired By Things Upon Which People Generally Agree
by Eric Feezell (10/27/2010)

Microsoft Word to Your Mother
by Chloe Filson (10/27/2010)

Pickup Artists’ Favorite Discussion Topics
by Teddy Wayne (10/27/2010)

Names of Poses for American Apparel Models
by Kait MacMurray (10/21/2010)

Barack Obama’s Undersold 2012 Campaign Slogans
by Nathaniel Lozier (10/21/2010)

College Course or Brand of Dietary Supplement?
by Ashley Meyer (10/21/2010)

Recession Résumé
by Erica Reder (10/7/2010)

Underheard in New York
by Jen Statsky (10/7/2010)

Open House at Pooh Corner
by Zach Ayers (10/7/2010)

Celebrity Hurricane Names
by Brendan Fitzgibbons (9/30/2010)

Courses I Wish My College Had Offered
by Owen Morris (9/30/2010)

Sad Hayao Miyazaki Movies
by Jesse Benjamin (9/30/2010)

Items That Are Better For Flyin’ Away On Than a Wing and a Prayer
by Sara Bieker (9/23/2010)

Middle School Abstinence Film or Song From the 1980s?
by Jackson Grant (9/23/2010)

Dancing With the Stars
by Andrew Ian Lipstein (9/23/2010)

Things Are Looking Up for Bob Dylan
by John Cafiero (9/16/2010)

If Governed by “Truth in Advertising” Laws, What Your Next Tattoo Should Say
by Darren Addy (9/16/2010)

Release History of My iPhone Fart App
by Andrew Bridgman (9/16/2010)

Topical Ointments
by Michael H. Rowe (9/9/2010)

More Realistic Cocktail Names
by Andrea Bellemare (9/9/2010)

Things I’ve Overheard My Roommate Say to Her On-Again/Off-Again Boyfriend or Works by Joyce Carol Oates?
by Wendy Oleson (9/9/2010)

Other Hallowed-Ground Prohibitions
by Teddy Wayne (9/3/2010)

Things My Girlfriend Said During Last Night’s Game of Clue, Which Lead Me To Believe That She Might Be Cheating On Me
by Rit Bottorf (9/3/2010)

First World Beverage Problems
by Joslyn Hamilton, Leslie Munday and Vanessa Fiola (9/3/2010)

Literary Ringtones
by Daniel O'Keefe (8/26/2010)

Sexual Orientation
by Matt Powers (8/26/2010)

Great Moments in Product-Placement Poetry
by Rebecca Coffey (8/26/2010)

Rejected Silly Bandz Shapes
by Gregory Mazurek (8/13/2010)

New Criticism Literary Theory Book Title or Self-Aggrandizing Male Genital Nickname?
by Daniel Nester (8/13/2010)

More Herman Melville College Metaphors
by Marco Kaye (8/13/2010)

When Push Comes to Shove
by Tim Cahill (7/29/2010)

Were a Talking Pull-String Doll Ever to Be Made in My Likeness, Here Are Some Facts it Might Impart
by Ryan Robinson (7/29/2010)

Ten Reasons We’re Not Going to Grad School
by Jill Marcellus and Stephan Horvath (7/29/2010)

Men’s Cologne or Members of Brazil’s 2010 World Cup Team?
by Antonio Jocson (7/1/2010)

Songs From Rise Up Screaming, The Post-Zombie Apocalypse Group Singing Songbook
by Barry Harkin and Julia Kingrey (7/1/2010)

Literary Theory Arts & Crafts
by Logan Scherer (7/1/2010)

Possible Reasons Why There is a Bird in This Whole Foods Dining Area
by Hallie Cantor (7/1/2010)

Actual Descriptions of Lara Croft from the Scholarly Book Video Games: A Popular Culture Phenomenon, by Arthur Asa Berger
by Stephen Bates (7/1/2010)

Televangelist or Dental Product?
by Mike Harding (6/24/2010)

Passive-Aggressive Driving
by Chris Wang (6/24/2010)

Selected Chapter Titles from Superb Virility of Manhood: Giving the Causes and Simple Home Methods of Curing the Weaknesses of Men, by Bernarr Macfadden, Physical Culture Publishing Company, New York, 1904
by Michael Spinelli (6/24/2010)

Conference Realignment
by Walter Carson (6/17/2010)

Indian Punk Rock Anthems
by Pravasan Pillay (6/17/2010)

Nine Reasons Why Children Will Always Be Enthralled By Such Comfort Books as Mommy Mine
by Kyle Minor (6/17/2010)

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