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March 29, 2023March Madness Odds on Being Featured in the “One Shining Moment” Montage
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March 27, 2023Things TikTok Could Pivot to So Congress Would Leave It Alone
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March 22, 2023Eight Wilderness Survival Tips for Adjunct Writing Instructors
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March 16, 2023A Is for Adulthood
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March 13, 2023The Nine Circles of Home Renovation Hell
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March 10, 2023The NYPD’s Right-of-Way Regulations for Bike Lanes
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February 23, 2023Obsolete Chain Restaurant Mascots
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February 22, 2023Ten Better Responses the Doctor Could Have Said to the Five-Monkeys-Jumping-on-the-Bed Parent Instead of “No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!”
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February 17, 2023All the Underwear I’ll Be Packing for a Three-Day-Weekend Trip
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February 14, 2023Romantic Pairings I Created for My Childhood Toys
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February 13, 2023Candy Heart Messages After Elon Musk Buys Sweethearts for $44 Billion
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February 10, 2023The Real Stages of Grief
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian