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January 2, 2019List: My Life as a Single Woman, According to All My Friends in Relationships
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December 31, 2018List: A Jane Austen Heroine’s New Year’s Resolutions
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December 26, 2018List: Sensible Hairstyles for Women Over 50
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December 24, 2018List: It’s a Wonderful Life: Top Nine Fan Theories
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December 21, 2018List: Classic Christmas Stories, Updated for Late-Stage Capitalism
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December 19, 2018List: Materials I’d Rather Be Than “Wife Material”
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December 14, 2018List: Oprah’s Favorite Things, Unedited
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December 13, 2018List: Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches
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December 12, 2018List: Men Who Have Never Read Books by Women Blurb Books by Women
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December 11, 2018List: Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties
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December 10, 2018List: A Selected Pathology of People Who Ask Questions at “In Conversation With” Events
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December 7, 2018List: Famous Authors’ ASMR Props
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 15, 2019List: A Nervous Breakdown as Captured In a Series of Author Biographies
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July 15, 2019It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore