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February 12, 2024How I Went 0 for 10 in My Super Bowl Prop Bets
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February 9, 2024Sexy Valentine’s Day Date Ideas That Honor the Life and Faith of Saint Valentine
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February 8, 2024Are You Putting Your Newborn Down for Bed or Finishing Your College Paper?
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February 5, 2024Leaked Tracklist for Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department
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February 1, 2024Situations Where My Particular Set of Skills Would Come in Handy
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January 26, 2024Lines from the Barbie Monologue or Something I’ve Said to Another Woman in a Bar Bathroom After Three Martinis
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January 24, 20242024 Presidential Election Cheat Sheet
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January 23, 2024More Specific Oscar Categories for the Academy to Consider
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January 18, 2024Increasingly Stressful U-Haul Rental Options
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January 11, 2024All the Types of Science Fiction
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December 22, 2023Other Lists Santa Checks Twice
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December 18, 2023Cosmo Headlines from the 1880s
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