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April 13, 2018List: Samuel Beckett Responds to Messages I Received on Tinder
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April 12, 2018List: Seasonal Craft Cocktails: A Selection from Dictionary Stories: Short Fictions and Other Findings
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April 11, 2018List: Paul Ryan Index
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April 11, 2018List: The Latest in Freelancer Fashion
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April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
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April 9, 2018List: Horticultural Descriptions of 8 Republican Succulents
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April 6, 2018List: What Your Favorite Beer Says About You
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April 3, 2018List: Prestigious MFA Programs as Guys You’ve Met on Tinder
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April 2, 2018List: The Kombucha Manifesto
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March 28, 2018List: The Five Maturity Stages of a Social Media Platform
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March 27, 2018List: Six Subwoofers for Your Post-Breakup Bachelor Pad
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March 26, 2018List: Things I’ve Said to My Husband During Sex or to My Teenage Daughter While Teaching Her to Drive?
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 17, 2018I’m the Kind of Guy Who Says What He Thinks Even If It’s “Politically Incorrect” and Who Also Happens to Agree With Adolf Hitler On a Few Things
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October 17, 2018List: Trolley Problems That Make You, a Millennial Woman of Color, Wish You Had Two Trolleys
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October 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: “Us” and “Them”
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October 17, 2018Everything You Need to Know About Your Public Library’s New Murder Dome