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December 8, 2022How to Tell Whether Someone Is Liberal or Conservative
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December 7, 2022Middle School Party Games, Revised for Thirty-Five-Year-Olds
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December 2, 2022Are You Decorating for the Holidays with Children, or Playing the Lead in a Heist Movie?
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November 15, 2022Fifteen Ways to Share Your Joke After Twitter Implodes
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November 7, 2022Are You Watching Election Night Coverage or Preparing for a Colonoscopy?
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November 3, 2022What the Hell Else Has to Happen for You to Get Off Your Butt and Vote?
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November 2, 2022Are You a Parent of a Toddler or an Assistant to a Male CEO of a Tech Startup?
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November 1, 2022I’m Not Sure Which, But One of These Fifteen PDF Files Is the Final Draft
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October 31, 2022Horror Movie Titles, According to Their Side Characters
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October 27, 2022Here’s Everything Leaving Your Brain This Month
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October 26, 2022Jokes to Offend Men Who Refuse to Believe You’re Not Interested in Them
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October 24, 2022Truly Terrifying Things to See in a Haunted House
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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April 16, 2024How to Roast Your Friend Just Enough That They’ll Want to Remain Your Friend