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February 22, 2018List: Excuse Me While I Teach Your Child, But First I Must…
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February 21, 2018List: English Department Search Committee Rejections, Offered Entirely in Canonical British Poetry
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February 20, 2018List: Solving Societal and Political Issues Through Conceptual Dance
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February 16, 2018List: How to Win at Adjuncting in Ten Simple and Only Mildly Humiliating Steps
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February 15, 2018List: I’m a New Mom and I’ll Buy Whatever You’re Selling
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February 14, 2018List: Eight Additional Love Languages
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February 14, 2018List: Message On a Heart-Shaped Candy or a DM That Gets You Blocked 4-Ever?
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February 14, 2018List: Updated Romantic Comedy Meet-Cutes for 2018
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February 12, 2018List: PBS Program or Something Liam Neeson Would Say to a Burrito Immediately Before Eating It?
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February 9, 2018List: Subtle Ways for Men to Indicate “I’m Single” At the Gym
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February 8, 2018List: List of Things for Men to Scream at Me From Their Cars
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February 7, 2018List: Thoughts of Background Characters in Street Fighter 2
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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August 20, 2018How to Talk About Your Screenplay in Any Social Situation
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August 20, 2018List: What Your Favorite 2000s Emo Pop Band Says About You
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August 20, 2018Confronting Your Office’s Vending Machine Over Changes In Its Menu
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August 20, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Why I’ll Keep Protesting