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December 9, 2022Staying at a White Lotus Resort or Getting a PhD in English?
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December 8, 2022How to Tell Whether Someone Is Liberal or Conservative
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December 7, 2022Middle School Party Games, Revised for Thirty-Five-Year-Olds
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December 2, 2022Are You Decorating for the Holidays with Children, or Playing the Lead in a Heist Movie?
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November 15, 2022Fifteen Ways to Share Your Joke After Twitter Implodes
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November 7, 2022Are You Watching Election Night Coverage or Preparing for a Colonoscopy?
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November 3, 2022What the Hell Else Has to Happen for You to Get Off Your Butt and Vote?
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November 2, 2022Are You a Parent of a Toddler or an Assistant to a Male CEO of a Tech Startup?
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November 1, 2022I’m Not Sure Which, But One of These Fifteen PDF Files Is the Final Draft
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October 31, 2022Horror Movie Titles, According to Their Side Characters
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October 27, 2022Here’s Everything Leaving Your Brain This Month
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October 26, 2022Jokes to Offend Men Who Refuse to Believe You’re Not Interested in Them
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian