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May 4, 2023Yoda Botches Five Classic Jokes
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May 3, 2023How White Men Fight, According to Tucker Carlson
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April 21, 2023Twenty-First-Century Wellness Trends That Were Also Hardships Jane Eyre Suffered at Lowood School
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April 20, 2023Are You Pregnant or Just High?
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April 14, 2023Are You Playing Dungeons & Dragons or Doing Your Taxes?
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April 10, 2023Are You Doing Something Very Ordinary in Real Life or Unraveling at the Brink of a Mental Breakdown in a Movie?
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March 31, 2023How an Evangelical Homeschooler Learns Sex Ed
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March 30, 2023Acceptable Book Cover Subjects for Books Written by East Asian Women Authors
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March 29, 2023March Madness Odds on Being Featured in the “One Shining Moment” Montage
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March 27, 2023Things TikTok Could Pivot to So Congress Would Leave It Alone
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March 22, 2023Eight Wilderness Survival Tips for Adjunct Writing Instructors
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March 16, 2023A Is for Adulthood
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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