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Lists
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October 4, 2018List: Dangerous Ideas
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October 3, 2018List: More Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion
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October 1, 2018List: Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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September 28, 2018List: Rejected Lyrics from Earth, Wind & Fire’s 1978 Hit Song “September”
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September 26, 2018List: Ten Particularly Accurate Translations for “You’re the Best!”
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September 25, 2018List: How to Talk to a Cancer Patient Without Being a Complete Twit
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September 24, 2018List: The Short Stories of F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ranked
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September 20, 2018List: Overheard at the Support Group for Tall Kids Cast as Dads in High School Plays
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September 18, 2018List: All White Male Panel Topics
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September 17, 2018List: William Carlos Williams Poems For Introverts
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September 14, 2018List: Men In Tech to Work With and/or Go On Tinder Dates With Before You, a Woman In Tech, Get Fed Up With This Industry and Leave San Francisco Forever
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September 13, 2018List: The 13 People You Meet In Refinery29’s “Money Diaries” Comments Section
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell