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December 13, 2023Mary Bailey’s Christmas Week To-Do List
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December 11, 2023Everything a Barber Could Do During a Haircut Before I Speak Up
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December 5, 2023What It Means When a Woman Says She Is “Sex Positive,” According to Brian from Hinge
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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November 28, 2023Realistic Cold-Weather Clothing Options for Tweens
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November 27, 2023Items Your Local HomeGoods Insists You Need This Holiday
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November 20, 2023Popular Dystopian Fiction If It Were Describing 2023
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November 17, 2023Martin Luther in the West Village: The Twenty-Five Theses
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November 16, 2023Nutritious Additions to Our Elementary School Lunch Menu That Are Definitely Not Just More Pizza
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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November 9, 2023This Week’s Punctuation Power Rankings
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November 6, 2023Physics for Toddlers
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