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July 25, 2018List: What Your Favorite Ben & Jerry’s Flavor Says About You
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July 24, 2018List: My Summer Body: The Reveal
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July 23, 2018List: Places Where Social Influencers Do the ‘Dancer’ Pose and the Corresponding Poverty Rates
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July 19, 2018List: The Five Types of Roommates You’ll Meet in Your Twenties
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July 18, 2018List: If Math Students Acted Like Creative Writing Students
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July 17, 2018List: A Checklist for Writing Your First Think Piece
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July 16, 2018List: The 6 Books Donald Trump is Reading This Summer
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July 13, 2018List: Editorial Notes From Your Twitter Troll
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July 12, 2018List: Lesser Known Teachings of the Buddha
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July 11, 2018List: Philosophically Legitimate Excuses for Plagiarizing Philosophy Papers
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July 10, 2018List: Theme Park Food Choices: Tips for Today’s Mom
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July 9, 2018List: Every Single Possible Way I Have Attempted to Repurpose Nabokov’s Famous Line “(Picnic, Lightning)”
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe