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May 1, 2017List: What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You
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April 28, 2017List: The Rest of Nordstrom’s Manual-Labor-Chic Summer Lineup
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April 27, 2017List: What Subtitles of Poetry Books Really Mean
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April 26, 2017List: Reasons That Lady is Crying in Whole Foods
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April 25, 2017List: Questions and Answers Between a Doctoral Student Working On Their Dissertation and Anyone They Talk To
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April 24, 2017List: 10 Sociopathic Traits to Nurture in Your Child for Huge Success
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April 18, 2017List: 7 Questions for the Man On the Metro Who Wants to See Me Smile
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April 17, 2017List: A Short Description of Cultural Appropriation for Non-Believers
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April 14, 2017List: Church Glossary
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April 14, 2017List: Bible Verses with Forced Exposition
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April 13, 2017List: “April is the Trillest Month”: T.S. Eliot at Coachella
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April 12, 2017List: Items Available for Purchase at the 2017 White House Easter Egg Roll (Sponsored by the Trump Organization)
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October 2, 2017List: Things More Heavily Regulated Than Buying a Gun in the United States
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September 22, 2017It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 16, 2017A Fair Accusation of Sexual Harassment or a Witch Hunt?
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September 25, 2017List: Everything You Know About Me, the Female Character You’re Falling in Love With in a Romantic Film/TV Show Written by a Man
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October 19, 2017The Most Accurate, Detailed Story of My Parents’ Amazing Immigrant Experience
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October 19, 2017List: Your University’s 11 Distinct Flavors of Discrimination Ranked from Mild to Salty to Extra Spicy
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October 19, 2017List: New Foundational Garments for the Average Woman
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October 19, 2017Dispatches from the Resistance: Is Bob Corker in the Resistance Now? But, On the Other Hand, Do I Care?