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February 6, 2023Wedding Dress Codes Certain to Impress and Befuddle Your Guests
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February 2, 2023Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor?
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February 1, 2023You vs. The New Hire Your Boss Tells You Not to Worry About
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January 25, 2023Food from The Great British Bake Off or Song by The Cure?
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January 20, 2023Emily Cooper or Walter White?
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January 18, 2023Steps for Engaging in a “Civil Discourse”
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January 17, 2023Appropriate Responses to “Have You Considered Freezing Your Eggs?”
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January 13, 2023Nine Alternatives to Ethical Non-Monogamy
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December 23, 2022Attending a New Year’s Eve Party or Getting a Mammogram?
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December 16, 2022Eight Nights of ASMR Triggers for Hanukkah
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December 14, 2022When “They Died Doing What They Loved” Was Unfortunately True
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December 13, 2022Every Reese Witherspoon Movie Is Superior to The Godfather
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian