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June 29, 2022First Drafts of Classic Movie Quotes
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June 22, 2022Is It Your First Summer After College or Did Your Toddler Just Become Eligible for the COVID-19 Vaccine?
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June 16, 2022How to Give Directions Like My Dad
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June 14, 2022Increasingly Difficult Situations to Catch a Foul Ball in the Stands
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June 8, 2022Proverbs for Introverts
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June 1, 2022Honest Instructions for Your At-Home Bikini Wax
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May 25, 2022Places to Avoid While We Continue to Wait for Lawmakers to Enact Meaningful Gun Control Legislation
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May 23, 2022A Modern Art Critical Analysis of Birds’ Nests
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 12, 2022The Adventures of Nancy Drew, Girl Academic
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May 5, 2022Talking Heads Lyrics, or Words My Kid Strings Together at Bedtime Instead of Falling Asleep at a Reasonable Hour?
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April 27, 2022Reasons We’re Not Having Sex
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 16, 2024Faculty Meeting Icebreakers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference