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January 4, 2022Toddler Dissertations
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December 22, 2021Ten Things to Say Instead of “No Thanks, I Don’t Drink”
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December 21, 2021Me and Jesus, Single Icons
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December 20, 2021Rankin and Bass’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer or Stephen King’s Carrie?
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December 17, 2021Predicted Increase in Overall Vaccination Rates if COVID Variants Were Named After Steven Seagal Movies Instead of Greek Letters
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December 16, 2021The Only Seven Phrases You Will Need on Your Wedding Day
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December 13, 2021We Feel You Have Not Been Sufficiently Notified of Our School’s Early Dismissal on Friday
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December 10, 2021A Romance Novelist Desperately Tries to Romanticize Midwestern Winter
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December 9, 2021Famous Male Writers Text “U Up?”
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December 1, 2021How to Get a Writing Job in Hollywood According to My Parents
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November 29, 2021Betting Guide: Narrative Conflict Edition
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November 23, 2021Traditions for Your Special Thanksgiving Day
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