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March 10, 2023The NYPD’s Right-of-Way Regulations for Bike Lanes
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February 23, 2023Obsolete Chain Restaurant Mascots
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February 22, 2023Ten Better Responses the Doctor Could Have Said to the Five-Monkeys-Jumping-on-the-Bed Parent Instead of “No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!”
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February 17, 2023All the Underwear I’ll Be Packing for a Three-Day-Weekend Trip
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February 14, 2023Romantic Pairings I Created for My Childhood Toys
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February 13, 2023Candy Heart Messages After Elon Musk Buys Sweethearts for $44 Billion
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February 10, 2023The Real Stages of Grief
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February 6, 2023Wedding Dress Codes Certain to Impress and Befuddle Your Guests
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February 2, 2023Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor?
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February 1, 2023You vs. The New Hire Your Boss Tells You Not to Worry About
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January 25, 2023Food from The Great British Bake Off or Song by The Cure?
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January 20, 2023Emily Cooper or Walter White?