Change the name from TikTok to “Student Loan Debt”

Become a series of collapsing bridges

Turn into the Section 8 housing waitlist

Enroll in a Title 1 school

Get into the predatory lending business

Become an ectopic pregnancy in Texas

Buy up houses and then let them sit vacant in order to drive up housing costs by creating false scarcity

Transform into a high medical bill

Become the federal minimum wage

Walk into an elementary school with an assault rifle