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All posts tagged
social-media
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March 12, 2019Did I Mention That I Am Not On Social Media?
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February 27, 2019List: I’m a Social Media #Nonfluencer and I’m Living My Worst Life
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January 28, 2019Parents Share Incredibly Perceptive and Woke Things Their Children Definitely Said
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December 3, 2018FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The Birth of Samuel Allen Novak
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November 15, 2018The Reply Guy Constitution
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November 13, 2018Thanks for Sharing Your Unsolicited and Negative Opinion On the Internet!
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October 26, 2018Welcome to Crowtopia, the World’s First Fully-Immersive, Instagram-Worthy, Halloween-Themed Pop-Up Experience Created Using a Bunch of Feral Crows We Found In a Parking Lot and Crammed Into an Abandoned Warehouse!
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October 3, 2018I’m Quitting Facebook, Except for All the Parts I Currently Use
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September 25, 2018A Day In the Life of a Social Media Influencer
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September 18, 2018Welcome to My Viral Tweet
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 20, 2019List: Places Bruce Springsteen Fooled Around With Your Daughter
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May 20, 2019Fast Times at Alabama High
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May 17, 2019Honestly, We Just Hate Women