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Hayley DeRoche is a librarian, mother by way of birth and foster care, and the author of HELLO LOVELIES!: A NOVEL. She also runs the Unruly Retreat, a free writing retreat for moms and caregivers on her farm outside Richmond, Virginia. (Yes, she would like a nap.)
February 5, 2020Baby-Sitters Club Characters, Ranked In Order of How Likely They Are to Start a True Crime Podcast That Preys On White Women’s Fears and Props Up the Prison Industrial Complex
December 19, 2019It’s A Marriage Story, Charlie Brown!
October 17, 201911 Ways You Are Superior to VSCO Girls
October 11, 2019Books You Want Your Child to Buy At the Book Fair and the Books They Are Absolutely Bringing Home Instead
September 24, 2019How to Nurse Your Goddamn Baby in Public So Bystanders Don’t Complain
June 20, 2019An Open Letter to Parents Being Harangued to Remember Yet Another Username and Password By Signing Up for the Library Summer Reading Program
October 6, 2017Six Pillows I Screamed Into After Learning My Preschooler Has to Participate in Active Shooter Intruder Drills