Six Pillows I Screamed Into After Learning My Preschooler Has to Participate in Active Shooter Intruder Drills

1. Oh Joy! Velvet Heart Pom Pom Pillow

2. IKEA’s JORDRÖK pillow (firmer)

3. Cozy Sweater Knit Oversized Throw Pillow

4. Brenner Spicy Mustard 20" Velvet Throw Pillow (Crate and Barrel Exclusive)

5. The Casper Pillow (designed to deliver ultimate comfort)

6. My therapist’s throw pillow (burgundy, with tassels)