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All posts tagged
parenting
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January 27, 2023How to Talk to Your Child about the Second Blippi
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January 5, 2023Excerpts from The Berenstain Bears & Too Much Endemic Respiratory Illness
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January 5, 2023Inevitable Questions from My Daughter, and How I Plan to Answer Them
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December 30, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 30, 2022A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool
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December 28, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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December 26, 2022My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare
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December 22, 2022Kids, Santa is Going to Sit This Year Out Because You Are All Riddled with Germs
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December 20, 2022“Santa Claus Is Coming to Town,” Edited by Twenty-First-Century Parents
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December 14, 2022I’m the Dad in this Christmas Movie and Despite Overwhelming Evidence, I Still Don’t Believe in Santa
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones