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All posts tagged
parenting
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May 21, 2019List: A Glossary of Frenzied Parenting
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May 16, 2019I Hide Gold Doubloons In My Baby’s Thigh Folds
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 3, 2019Welcome to Our Baby’s Personal Brand Reveal Party
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April 25, 2019You Have Failed Our Dog Adoption Vetting, But Have You Considered Having a Child Instead?
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April 23, 2019The Biggest Challenge of Parenting Is Becoming a Human Meat Suit
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April 4, 2019The Very Busy-Trying-to-Figure-Out-How-to-Pay-For-Child-Care Spider
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April 2, 2019List: My Concerns About Eating Food Off the Floor Have Changed With Each Subsequent Child and Religious Conversion
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March 28, 2019I’m Vaccinating My Child the Natural Way—With Measles
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March 19, 2019A Review of the Classic Video Game, Toddler Bedtime
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand