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All posts tagged
parenting
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 9, 2024Terrifying Warnings for the Gurgle-Goo Sleepytime Baby Swing
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June 27, 2024Mantras for the Eight-Year-Old Boy Who Is About to Walk into Target
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June 13, 2024Dad Jokes Ruined by Gentle Parenting
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June 12, 2024Things to do in a Hotel Room After Your Child Falls Asleep at 7:30 p.m.
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May 30, 2024Every Conversation Between Every Parent and Their Child After One Year of College
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May 20, 2024So Sorry! Just Seeing Your Ransom Note Now
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May 14, 2024Things I Would Never Know If I Didn’t Have a Seven-Year-Old
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May 8, 2024Your Child Will Be Disenrolled from Camp Unless You Upload a Form That You’ve Never Heard of and We Will Not Explain
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May 2, 2024Days of the Week, Redefined for Parents
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian