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parenting
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August 23, 2024We Have Updated Our Children’s Menu Options to Better Reflect What We See Your Children Doing in Our Restaurant
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August 20, 2024Your Project Proposal Titled “Attend Kindergarten” Has Been Rejected
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August 19, 2024The Postmenopausal Woman’s Purpose-Driven Life
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August 2, 2024The Items You Find in Your Kid’s Camp Backpack at the End of the Week Are Your Path to Inner Peace
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 9, 2024Terrifying Warnings for the Gurgle-Goo Sleepytime Baby Swing
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June 27, 2024Mantras for the Eight-Year-Old Boy Who Is About to Walk into Target
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June 13, 2024Dad Jokes Ruined by Gentle Parenting
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June 12, 2024Things to do in a Hotel Room After Your Child Falls Asleep at 7:30 p.m.
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May 30, 2024Every Conversation Between Every Parent and Their Child After One Year of College
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner
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October 31, 2024How to Burn Off Halloween Candy Calories: 2024 Election Edition
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October 31, 2024270 Reasons: Because If You Don’t Want to Live in The Handmaid’s Tale, You Really Need to Vote Harris-Walz
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October 31, 2024I’m Voting for Trump Because of the Things He Says He’ll Do, Which I Don’t Actually Believe He’ll Do