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All posts tagged
parenting
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February 16, 2023An Open Letter to the Woman Who Won’t Let Me Join the Moms Group Because I Am a Stay-at-Home Dad
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February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?
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February 1, 2023Marie Kondo Edits Her Bestseller, The Life-Changing Magic of
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January 27, 2023How to Talk to Your Child about the Second Blippi
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January 5, 2023Excerpts from The Berenstain Bears & Too Much Endemic Respiratory Illness
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January 5, 2023Inevitable Questions from My Daughter, and How I Plan to Answer Them
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December 30, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 30, 2022A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool
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December 28, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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October 2, 2023Thank You for Submitting Your Homeless Shelter Application, but We’ve Decided to Use City Funds for Thirty-Five New Pickleball Courts Instead
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October 2, 2023McSweeney’s Books: A Conversation with Dave Eggers About His Book, The Eyes and the Impossible
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October 2, 2023If Burger King’s Jingle “Whopper Whopper” Were the Only Literary Form
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover