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parenting
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September 12, 2023Using the Phenomenology of Farts to Teach My Son About Racism
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September 5, 2023Sleep Tips for New Parents from the Sleep Paralysis Demon
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September 1, 2023Are You an Exhausted Parent of Small Children or a Common Raccoon?
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August 29, 2023I Don’t Have Much Interest in Talking to You, But Our Toddlers Just Started Playing Together at This Playground, So I Guess We’re Doing This
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August 10, 2023Playbill Bios for Parenthood
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July 27, 2023We Promise Our STEM Toys Will Never Teach Your Child the Humanities
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July 12, 2023Walled-In; Or, Life in the Bathroom Hiding from My Kids
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June 21, 2023A Parent’s Dream Summer Camp
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June 15, 2023A Note for Divorced Dads on Keith Jarrett’s Bordeaux Concert (Live) “Part III”
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June 12, 2023Our RV Has a Kitchen, Bedroom, Bathroom, and Plenty of Space for Our Seven Children
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