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parenting
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September 7, 2022A Non-Disclosure Agreement Between Me, a Parent/Content Creator, and You, My Toddler/Content
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September 6, 2022We Never Wore Seat Belts When We Were Kids and We Survived—Except for Those of Us Who Can’t Contradict This Post Because They’re Dead
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August 31, 2022How Kahlil Gibran’s Poem “On Children” Reads to Me, an Actual Mother
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August 22, 2022I’m Beginning to Think You Don’t Care About the Forty-Eight Pencils I Need for School Orientation Tomorrow
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August 18, 2022Dante Enters the Tenth Circle of Hell: Shoe Shopping for a Toddler
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August 15, 2022Reimagining Famous Movies Based on My Child’s Name for Them
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July 25, 2022Reasons for My Résumé Gap More Reassuring to Employers Than Being a Stay-at-Home Dad
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July 19, 2022The Count from Sesame Street Lists All the Ways You Failed Your Toddler Today
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July 5, 2022Holding My Baby Will Not Be a Stressful Experience for You at All
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June 30, 2022Your Kids Have Been Totally Off Screens and Playing Outside for the Entire Fifteen Minutes Before You Arrived to Pick Them Up
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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October 2, 2023Thank You for Submitting Your Homeless Shelter Application, but We’ve Decided to Use City Funds for Thirty-Five New Pickleball Courts Instead
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October 2, 2023McSweeney’s Books: A Conversation with Dave Eggers About His Book, The Eyes and the Impossible
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October 2, 2023If Burger King’s Jingle “Whopper Whopper” Were the Only Literary Form
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover