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October 1, 2019Guns Don’t Kill People. People Kill People. It’s Time We Get Rid of People
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September 26, 2019Scenes from the New Hit Cop Show Louis Cannon: Cruel and Unusual Protector
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August 6, 2019We Must Defend Thanos’s Constitutional Right to Snap His Fingers and Make Half of the Universe Disappear
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 2, 2019Prevent Learning Loss By Making Your Child Practice Active Shooter Drills During Their Summer Vacation
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November 9, 2018Common Sayings Updated for American Culture
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May 21, 2018Things Republicans Have Blamed for School Shootings or a Top-200 Subreddit?
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May 21, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: The Idea of Reasonable Debate
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March 23, 2018If Becoming a Teacher Were as Easy as Purchasing a Gun
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March 23, 2018Rap Lyrics That Sound Like Trump-Era Teachers’ Laments
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