All posts tagged
guns
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March 23, 2018If Becoming a Teacher Were as Easy as Purchasing a Gun
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March 23, 2018Rap Lyrics That Sound Like Trump-Era Teachers’ Laments
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March 1, 2018I’m a Proud Second Amendment-Loving, Law-Abiding American. And I’m Giving Up My F-22 Raptor Fighter Jet
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February 28, 2018Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Sir Bevin Says Chess is to Blame for the Fiefdom’s Recent Crossbow Incident!
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February 26, 2018My Catholic School Teachers, Packing Heat
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February 23, 2018Monologue: I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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February 22, 2018Time’s Up, Teenage Survivors of Recent School Shootings
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February 20, 2018My Skills as a Psychiatrist are Definitely Just as Powerful as an AR-15
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February 16, 2018NRA-Approved AP English Exam
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January 26, 2018I Don’t Mean to Be Difficult, But I Really, Really Don’t Want to Get Shot
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April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
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April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists