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guns
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November 9, 2018List: Common Sayings Updated for American Culture
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May 21, 2018List: Things Republicans Have Blamed for School Shootings or a Top-200 Subreddit?
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May 21, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: The Idea of Reasonable Debate
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March 23, 2018If Becoming a Teacher Were as Easy as Purchasing a Gun
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March 23, 2018Rap Lyrics That Sound Like Trump-Era Teachers’ Laments
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March 1, 2018I’m a Proud Second Amendment-Loving, Law-Abiding American. And I’m Giving Up My F-22 Raptor Fighter Jet
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February 28, 2018Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Sir Bevin Says Chess is to Blame for the Fiefdom’s Recent Crossbow Incident!
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February 26, 2018My Catholic School Teachers, Packing Heat
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February 23, 2018Monologue: I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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February 22, 2018Time’s Up, Teenage Survivors of Recent School Shootings
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