McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
guns
-
January 26, 2018I Don’t Mean to Be Difficult, But I Really, Really Don’t Want to Get Shot
-
December 4, 2017Your Mass Shooting Thoughts and Prayers Are Accidentally Going to the Angry God of a Distant Planet
-
November 6, 2017The Chicago Mentioner
-
October 6, 2017Six Pillows I Screamed Into After Learning My Preschooler Has to Participate in Active Shooter Intruder Drills
-
October 3, 2017Yes, The Rabid Wolves in Our National Park Keep Mauling Hikers, But the Wolves Are All Acting Individually So We’re Not Really Seeing a Pattern Here
-
October 2, 2017Things More Heavily Regulated Than Buying a Gun in the United States
-
July 20, 2017How to Do a Headstand While Wearing Concealed Carry Yoga Pants
-
March 16, 2017The Only Way to Stop a Bad Guy With a Gun is a Good Guy With a Gun
-
September 1, 2016I Know Today is a National Tragedy, But My Kickstarter is 90% Funded and I Could Really Use Your Donation
-
August 29, 2016Fear, Inc: Part Seven: For the Love of Money
Trending 🔥
Recently
-
April 28, 2025I’m Tommy Westphall from the Beloved 1980s Hospital Drama St. Elsewhere, and I Want RFK Jr. the Fuck Out of My Snow Globe
-
April 28, 2025They Could Never Make This Show Today, Mostly Because I Have No Idea What It Was About
-
April 27, 2025Donald Trump or Violet Beauregarde?
-
April 25, 2025The U.S. Government’s Follow-Up Text to Barnard College Employees