1.
In love two melons are. Yet run off and marry they do not. Why?
Because elope, they cannot.
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2.
On a seafood diet, I am. Food I see; eat it I do.
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3.
I sense much fear in six. Fear of seven. Why?
Because nine, seven ate.
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4.
YODA: Knock knock.
LUKE: Who’s there?
YODA: Banana.
LUKE: Banana who?
YODA: Knock knock.
LUKE: Who’s there?
YODA: Banana.
LUKE: Banana who?
YODA: Knock knock.
LUKE: Who’s there?
YODA: Banana.
LUKE: Can we wrap this up?
YODA: Patience you must have. Knock knock.
LUKE: Who’s there?
YODA: Banana.
LUKE: Banana who?
YODA: Knock knock.
LUKE: Who’s there?
YODA: Orange.
LUKE: Orange who?
YODA: Glad, are you not, that banana I did not say, hmmm?
Note: Yoda was also reversing the order of the knocks.
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5.
My wife, take, please!