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All posts tagged
star-wars
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March 27, 2019List: Movies As I See Them
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November 15, 2018As a Walking Demographic, Here’s My Opinion
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August 31, 2017Boba Fett: Bounty Hunters, Not Stormtroopers, Will Save the Galactic Empire
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May 4, 2017List: Questions for the Jedi Vice-Chair of Graduate Studies
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December 22, 2016Relax, Sweetie, It’s Just the Death Star
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July 28, 2016Best Joke Ever: Who’s the Funniest Star Wars Character?
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December 18, 2015List: Famous First Lines of Novels, Written in Increasingly-Convoluted Yoda Syntax by a Writer Lazily Trying to Cash in On Star Wars Mania
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July 15, 2013Non-Essential Mnemonics: "Planet Hoth gets ‘Hiroshima’d.’ (Bitchin!) Skywalker visits Yoda. Solo and Leia french. (Righteous!)…
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July 11, 2013Obi-Wan, Can You Stop Saying “Sand People”? It’s Kind of Racist
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May 11, 2011A Hoth Realtor Addresses Some of the Concerns Being Raised Over His Decision to Turn Han Solo’s Deceased Tauntaun Into a Modest Studio Apartment
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I