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April 21, 2025I, For One, Feel Safer in the Death Star Knowing Grand Moff Tarkin Leaked Its Blueprints to His Wife
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March 26, 2025Star Wars Quotes That I, a Federal Employee, Would Like to Say to Elon Musk
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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August 8, 2024A New Hope Spreads Across a Galaxy Far, Far Away—Here’s Why That’s a Big Problem for the Republic
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June 25, 2024Way to Go, You Just Blew Up Our Death Star, the Largest Walkable Community in the Galaxy
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May 3, 2024I’m the Architect of the Death Star, and I Swear They Told Me I Was Designing a Military Resort
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May 4, 2023Yoda Botches Five Classic Jokes
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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June 1, 2022This Fictional Universe Is Getting Way Too Diverse
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May 26, 2022Oh, You Think You’re a Real Star Wars Fan? Name Three of Its Stars You’ve Bullied Off Social Media
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